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Mediocre White Guy
@widemouthgibson.bsky.social
Cishetero bald white dude with a shitty beard and edgy takes on fairy tales. Proud of his performative bullshit. Nothing to see here.
Looks like one of them degens from across the river.
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Pyromaniac nephew who "doesn't date."
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Still no word on who gets Cheney's next heart?
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I could sell you a whole car that doesn't run for that!
October 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I make Spotify playlists like an asshole because I miss mix tapes so bad.
October 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Amazing
October 23, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Ooh, an R! I am a sucker for an R! We could do a trade!
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Does this have a title yet? Am I too stupid I don't see it?
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sorry to Reply-Guy but I'm that mix of high and self-stupid right now that I read this and all I can think of is the distinction of "boring-ass" vs "boring ass" and how one means dull and the other means anal, and I think it's too late for me.
October 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Where else can you get golden lines like "I almost died, but like I always say, if at first you don't succeed, try try again!"
October 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It was a trip watching Rpri realize in real time that she was going to be kinda famous soon.
October 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Make em all your little chicken wing.
October 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You might want to tweak your search filters there, guy, not those Warriors.
October 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I feel like I need to explain that this is all a big misunderstanding. They meant Rori.
October 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM