a cool thing about being where I'm at in life right now, is that I'll very likely outlive most of the people I really fucking hate. so at least there's that.

my old person gripe is that I fucking hate QR codes.

maybe one day all my dreams will come true and AOC and Hank Green will save us all 🙏

Got an autism assessment done on me yesterday. Turns out I'm just hella adhd & deeply traumatized 🎆

guess this is the part of my life where I start writing smut for a mental escape 🫠 tbh maybe it's best I saved it for now anyway

something really fun about parenting in my 30's is when I'm trying to lay my sleeping baby down in his crib and my knees start going off like fireworks 🎆

The folks obsessively posting about egg prices for the past few years have gone strangely quiet just as egg prices hit an all-time high.

husband: "do you ever think about math?"
me: "I try not to."

WHY IS SOMEONE ALWAYS VOMITING

that's it. it's finally happened. now as a mom and owner of 2 dogs and 2 cats, I now COMPLETELY understand why my grandma covered absolutely everything in plastic 🫠

I swear my house mutunied against us today. The fire alarm just refuses to work properly, a cat peed on our couch, and the dogs stole butter packets off the kitchen table. 🫠 Thankfully, my husband went out and got us fajitas, so I guess it's not all bad. Still trying to avoid the news 🙃 shit blows

so glad I sprung for a pricy rose scented candle so that even when the world outside is falling apart, at least my house smells amazing. jokes aside, though, it is nice to have little things that are grounding.

Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.

Deleted Facebook, Facebook Messenger, IG, Threads, and Twitter/X off my phone today. Put Rednote, Reddit, Tumblr and Bluesky in their places. Guess we'll see what happens.

Fuck Billionaires