whythemahoska.bsky.social
@whythemahoska.bsky.social
Dilettante
Why do you gotta speak that wickedness into the world man
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Of all the times to be alive this is sure as shit one of em
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If there were ever some muhfuckers who deserved to get crimed
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Mr. Been Captured
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The plumage don't come into it! He's stone dead!
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You could also just fuckin look em up with the goddamn supercomputer in your hand. Might even like em, who knows?

Alternately, you could just not care you haven't heard of some shit, considering the firehouse of information we all get unloaded in our faces daily
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My boy Dinobot stays a legend
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Literally fuckin everyone does this. Everyone. It's totally cross cultural.

These people's brains are fuckin fricasseed bro
October 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
WHO COULD HAVE FORESEEN THIS EXTREMELY FUCKIN FORESEEABLE THING U GUYS
October 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Mina, it is absolutely insane to come out in favour of Multiple Schlerosis in this current climate plz plzzzzz clarify
October 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Van Buren approves. Homie was such a lush apparently they called him "Blue Whiskey Van"
September 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Never seen a bunch so fond of the feelin of shoe leather against their tonsils
September 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Cotton candy ass motherfuckers
September 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We've heard enough from you WOLVERHAMPTON
September 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Dalton such a legend in this.

"It wasn't lying, dear. It was acting!"
September 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Teddy would've demanded single combat with every single motherfucker responsible for this shit
August 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They'd qualify as classic Emo, no question
August 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The OG cheerleaders were dudes. The idea of Cheerleaders as Cheesecake didn't exist until the Showtime Lakers in the 70's.

Calling these people dipshits frankly does a disservice to the fine august profession of Dipshittery. Someone sic Shapel Lacey on these fools.
August 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
How darest you doubt the Elite Dragon, Kimes. How very darest
August 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
It's beyond the horniness and self-flagellation, though. It's "She will fuck me, or I will burn her alive. Also, this is part of gods plan, cuz he chose to make the devil make me do this."

Absolutely wild the Mouse let this thing loose. It's a counterculture masterpiece.
August 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I'm jorkin on company time
July 31, 2025 at 11:23 PM
June 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Looks like the first time he gets fouled he's gonna yell "Zounds!" or "I declare!"
June 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM