Come try the brand new Starbucks Eggnog Latte it has all your favorite holiday flavors like stale Milkduds and spite

Still don't fully trust the dude, but I admit I'm enjoying the new Savage Newsom

Alright

Da combined forces of all da Papal States...

Or Ditka?

Art is the most ludicrous of all sports. You decide what you're swinging at, and you can still miss

Alright bitches who's ready to party like it's 1929