David Whyms
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David Whyms
@whymsy.bsky.social
29 | stats master/researcher | washed shoutcaster | rising VPR superstar (ffxiv) | midrange melvin (mtg)

on an epic quest to post the dumbest shit imaginable
- go to my first @riftbound.riotgames.com local
- lots of rule confusion, some opponents confidently asserting the wrong rules for lines of play
- i mald
- go home, read up on rulebook fully
- judge program happens to drop this morning
- ...
- can now "well ackshually 🤓☝" all my opps gg
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Made a new friend at work
August 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Finally back playing FF14 after 3 weeks away

we are living the dream
April 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
went to the @porterrobinson.com gig last night
March 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Time to replay this absolute omegabanger
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Having a really strong start to the year!
January 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
high level intellectual strategy discussion taking place in the FFXIV raiding community
January 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
We have reached the year 2025 and the question still has not been answered
January 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
having a particularly slow morning
December 17, 2024 at 11:16 AM
why is my girlfriend side-eyeing me all of a sudden
December 4, 2024 at 4:16 PM
discord mods logging on after work and seeing 50+ DMs
November 30, 2024 at 11:01 AM
reaction image acquired
November 29, 2024 at 12:25 AM
100+ hour cosplay gf vs. last-minute amazon purchase bf
November 19, 2024 at 4:16 PM
The council will decide his fate
November 16, 2024 at 6:49 PM
beatrice's nephew currently assembling a duck summoning circle
November 16, 2024 at 6:01 PM
permanently
November 14, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Need a job where the one mandatory office day doesn't coincide with FFXIV patch day
November 12, 2024 at 2:37 PM
my thoughts on UCOB pf #ffxiv
November 5, 2024 at 1:48 PM
TOO MANY BEERS
November 3, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Behold, He of Many Beers
November 3, 2024 at 2:41 PM
the negotiations were long and heated
October 21, 2024 at 7:35 AM
a deal has been struck - arthur has agreed to a temporary stoppage of barking at the birds for the price of one (1) dentastick
October 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
me when i get to pet any dog
February 13, 2024 at 9:51 AM