David Whyms
@whymsy.bsky.social
29 | stats master/researcher | washed shoutcaster | rising VPR superstar (ffxiv) | midrange melvin (mtg)
on an epic quest to post the dumbest shit imaginable
on an epic quest to post the dumbest shit imaginable
- go to my first @riftbound.riotgames.com local
- lots of rule confusion, some opponents confidently asserting the wrong rules for lines of play
- i mald
- go home, read up on rulebook fully
- judge program happens to drop this morning
- ...
- can now "well ackshually 🤓☝" all my opps gg
- lots of rule confusion, some opponents confidently asserting the wrong rules for lines of play
- i mald
- go home, read up on rulebook fully
- judge program happens to drop this morning
- ...
- can now "well ackshually 🤓☝" all my opps gg
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
- go to my first @riftbound.riotgames.com local
- lots of rule confusion, some opponents confidently asserting the wrong rules for lines of play
- i mald
- go home, read up on rulebook fully
- judge program happens to drop this morning
- ...
- can now "well ackshually 🤓☝" all my opps gg
- lots of rule confusion, some opponents confidently asserting the wrong rules for lines of play
- i mald
- go home, read up on rulebook fully
- judge program happens to drop this morning
- ...
- can now "well ackshually 🤓☝" all my opps gg
So delirious on lack of sleep, I updated my instagram profile for the first time in nearly 5 years
if someone only ever is exposed to me on that platform, they'll be so surprised at me suddenly sprouting a beard...
if someone only ever is exposed to me on that platform, they'll be so surprised at me suddenly sprouting a beard...
September 17, 2025 at 2:29 PM
So delirious on lack of sleep, I updated my instagram profile for the first time in nearly 5 years
if someone only ever is exposed to me on that platform, they'll be so surprised at me suddenly sprouting a beard...
if someone only ever is exposed to me on that platform, they'll be so surprised at me suddenly sprouting a beard...
Made a new friend at work
August 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Made a new friend at work
At some point, I'm going to start dropping acronyms/slang into my work Teams conversations, involuntarily
can't imagine what the response will be in the Indian office when I tell them the updated meeting time is "tbh actually bussin"
can't imagine what the response will be in the Indian office when I tell them the updated meeting time is "tbh actually bussin"
July 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
At some point, I'm going to start dropping acronyms/slang into my work Teams conversations, involuntarily
can't imagine what the response will be in the Indian office when I tell them the updated meeting time is "tbh actually bussin"
can't imagine what the response will be in the Indian office when I tell them the updated meeting time is "tbh actually bussin"
Once again made aware of how much data companies have on me - since the day I turned 30, youtube has been relentlessly pushing NorthernLion clips onto my homepage. And what's worse, I've been watching AND enjoying them.
I try to defy my pre-ordained fate, but I am at the whim of the machine...
I try to defy my pre-ordained fate, but I am at the whim of the machine...
July 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Once again made aware of how much data companies have on me - since the day I turned 30, youtube has been relentlessly pushing NorthernLion clips onto my homepage. And what's worse, I've been watching AND enjoying them.
I try to defy my pre-ordained fate, but I am at the whim of the machine...
I try to defy my pre-ordained fate, but I am at the whim of the machine...
damn, training for the marathon do really just be like irl umamusume
(except I've only trained guts and my energy is permanently low)
(except I've only trained guts and my energy is permanently low)
July 23, 2025 at 11:18 AM
damn, training for the marathon do really just be like irl umamusume
(except I've only trained guts and my energy is permanently low)
(except I've only trained guts and my energy is permanently low)
Somehow, someway, at some unidentified point in time, the phrase "Ay caramba" snuck into my vocabulary and now it just APPEARS from time to time, without warning.
i'm having a bart summer i guess
i'm having a bart summer i guess
June 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Somehow, someway, at some unidentified point in time, the phrase "Ay caramba" snuck into my vocabulary and now it just APPEARS from time to time, without warning.
i'm having a bart summer i guess
i'm having a bart summer i guess
No better feeling than putting a joke in the group chat and getting a full complement of laugh reacts. Feeling like I can conquer the world.
May 15, 2025 at 10:30 AM
No better feeling than putting a joke in the group chat and getting a full complement of laugh reacts. Feeling like I can conquer the world.
On two separate occasions in the last week, I have had to explain the term "sigma" to Boomers/Gen X-ers. I am the bridge between generations. A master of both skibidi rizz and "you're telling me you can't buy a house on just your salary?".
April 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
On two separate occasions in the last week, I have had to explain the term "sigma" to Boomers/Gen X-ers. I am the bridge between generations. A master of both skibidi rizz and "you're telling me you can't buy a house on just your salary?".
Reposted by David Whyms
"That's the most foul lamb ever created. Don't you see all the bones?!" by Jadeoflight
http://redd.it/1jvleqe
http://redd.it/1jvleqe
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"That's the most foul lamb ever created. Don't you see all the bones?!" by Jadeoflight
http://redd.it/1jvleqe
http://redd.it/1jvleqe
Finally back playing FF14 after 3 weeks away
we are living the dream
we are living the dream
April 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Finally back playing FF14 after 3 weeks away
we are living the dream
we are living the dream
Actual conversation I had with beatrice today (about whether ee should go to our hotel or chill):
B: "So, what do you want to do?"
Me: "I think it's time for us to LOCK IN."
B: "... you know I have no idea what that answer means, right"
B: "So, what do you want to do?"
Me: "I think it's time for us to LOCK IN."
B: "... you know I have no idea what that answer means, right"
March 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Actual conversation I had with beatrice today (about whether ee should go to our hotel or chill):
B: "So, what do you want to do?"
Me: "I think it's time for us to LOCK IN."
B: "... you know I have no idea what that answer means, right"
B: "So, what do you want to do?"
Me: "I think it's time for us to LOCK IN."
B: "... you know I have no idea what that answer means, right"
TIL that typing in the "Your Name stairs" on google maps gives you the actual Your Name stairs in Tokyo
the wonders of modern technology
the wonders of modern technology
March 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
TIL that typing in the "Your Name stairs" on google maps gives you the actual Your Name stairs in Tokyo
the wonders of modern technology
the wonders of modern technology
went to the @porterrobinson.com gig last night
March 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
went to the @porterrobinson.com gig last night
Being hungover in a "we are quite corporate" office environment makes me feel very self-aware and alert to the suspicion of others. I must be careful with my every move. I am the workplace imposter. Among Us.
March 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Being hungover in a "we are quite corporate" office environment makes me feel very self-aware and alert to the suspicion of others. I must be careful with my every move. I am the workplace imposter. Among Us.
Time to replay this absolute omegabanger
February 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Time to replay this absolute omegabanger
I feel like I've hit the "really likes boomer/dad games" stage of my life way too early
Any game that lets me just go "ok, ok, just hold on a minute, let me take a look at this" becomes more and more appealing with each passing year lmao
Any game that lets me just go "ok, ok, just hold on a minute, let me take a look at this" becomes more and more appealing with each passing year lmao
February 14, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I feel like I've hit the "really likes boomer/dad games" stage of my life way too early
Any game that lets me just go "ok, ok, just hold on a minute, let me take a look at this" becomes more and more appealing with each passing year lmao
Any game that lets me just go "ok, ok, just hold on a minute, let me take a look at this" becomes more and more appealing with each passing year lmao
born too early to explore the universe
born too late to see daft punk live
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born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
bo
born too late to see daft punk live
...
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
bo
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
born too early to explore the universe
born too late to see daft punk live
...
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
bo
born too late to see daft punk live
...
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
born too late to see daft punk live
bo
no. of ideas for high-quality shitposts = many
willingness to spend money on adobe products = 0
willingness to spend money on adobe products = 0
February 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
no. of ideas for high-quality shitposts = many
willingness to spend money on adobe products = 0
willingness to spend money on adobe products = 0
I dreaded it. I ran from it. But the Northernlion stream clips arrived in my YT algorithm all the same.
January 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I dreaded it. I ran from it. But the Northernlion stream clips arrived in my YT algorithm all the same.
Just to clarify, in the most specific and precise verbiage I can manage:
fuck landlords
fuck landlords
January 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Just to clarify, in the most specific and precise verbiage I can manage:
fuck landlords
fuck landlords
Just posted a version of the Navy Seals copypasta in my static discord, and it went over the heads of everyone
preparing the nursing home application as we speak 👴
preparing the nursing home application as we speak 👴
January 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Just posted a version of the Navy Seals copypasta in my static discord, and it went over the heads of everyone
preparing the nursing home application as we speak 👴
preparing the nursing home application as we speak 👴
Asking beatrice's nephew "what's that" for every animal
all well and good until bro starts pulling out the spanish names, cba getting flexed on by a 2-year-old
all well and good until bro starts pulling out the spanish names, cba getting flexed on by a 2-year-old
January 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Asking beatrice's nephew "what's that" for every animal
all well and good until bro starts pulling out the spanish names, cba getting flexed on by a 2-year-old
all well and good until bro starts pulling out the spanish names, cba getting flexed on by a 2-year-old
process to improving at ffxiv:
1. blatantly lie about how good you are
2. join parties ahead of your level
3. learn at an accelerated rate from these parties, until you are up to speed
4. repeat steps 1-3 as many times as is required
1. blatantly lie about how good you are
2. join parties ahead of your level
3. learn at an accelerated rate from these parties, until you are up to speed
4. repeat steps 1-3 as many times as is required
January 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
process to improving at ffxiv:
1. blatantly lie about how good you are
2. join parties ahead of your level
3. learn at an accelerated rate from these parties, until you are up to speed
4. repeat steps 1-3 as many times as is required
1. blatantly lie about how good you are
2. join parties ahead of your level
3. learn at an accelerated rate from these parties, until you are up to speed
4. repeat steps 1-3 as many times as is required
Having a really strong start to the year!
January 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Having a really strong start to the year!