Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑
@why-not-zoidberg.bsky.social
He/Him, Husband, Geek, GenX, Gamer...
Lover of most things vintage from cars to machinery and technology. And music.
Profile pic credit: Fan art of Karlach from BG3. Artist unknown.
Mastodon:
https://topspicy.social/@WhyNotZoidberg
Lover of most things vintage from cars to machinery and technology. And music.
Profile pic credit: Fan art of Karlach from BG3. Artist unknown.
Mastodon:
https://topspicy.social/@WhyNotZoidberg
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
women do not like the vehicle
October 17, 2025 at 7:17 AM
women do not like the vehicle
So the Charlie Kirk "Remembrance thingy" did vibe a lot, right?
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So the Charlie Kirk "Remembrance thingy" did vibe a lot, right?
When Bricks Could Fly:
September 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
When Bricks Could Fly:
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
Not exactly surprising that the DNC and Trump would cooperate in blocking Mamdani. White Supremacists gotta cooperate.
September 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Not exactly surprising that the DNC and Trump would cooperate in blocking Mamdani. White Supremacists gotta cooperate.
Fuck Edgar K.B. Montrose died?? (Said with genuine love btw)
September 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Fuck Edgar K.B. Montrose died?? (Said with genuine love btw)
Exxvikyap approves!
August 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Exxvikyap approves!
August 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I usually don't post Twitter screens but I find it scary how many Americans who haven't realized how bad things are.
I would never dream of visiting the US for this very reason.
I would never dream of visiting the US for this very reason.
August 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I usually don't post Twitter screens but I find it scary how many Americans who haven't realized how bad things are.
I would never dream of visiting the US for this very reason.
I would never dream of visiting the US for this very reason.
August 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I grew up on these streets:
July 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I grew up on these streets:
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr Who or Transformers.
July 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr Who or Transformers.
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
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"But as far as I'm concerned, I'm a woman. And I run a store that sells very large guns."
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"But as far as I'm concerned, I'm a woman. And I run a store that sells very large guns."
July 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Dr. Who,” or “Transformers.”
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"But as far as I'm concerned, I'm a woman. And I run a store that sells very large guns."
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"But as far as I'm concerned, I'm a woman. And I run a store that sells very large guns."
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
The gang:
The gang:
June 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
The gang:
The gang:
Anyone trans or other queer might want to block this "journalist" who claims to be a very strong trans ally yet defends Sarah McBride in her profile.
June 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Anyone trans or other queer might want to block this "journalist" who claims to be a very strong trans ally yet defends Sarah McBride in her profile.
Here's an idea... have they tried to pay liveable wages?
Just an idea. I know it is difficult when your economy hinges on cheap labor that doesn't dare to complain, but hey.
Just an idea. I know it is difficult when your economy hinges on cheap labor that doesn't dare to complain, but hey.
June 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Here's an idea... have they tried to pay liveable wages?
Just an idea. I know it is difficult when your economy hinges on cheap labor that doesn't dare to complain, but hey.
Just an idea. I know it is difficult when your economy hinges on cheap labor that doesn't dare to complain, but hey.
Post a Superman comic that came out the month you turned 15
(Note, I never read this issue since I am in Sweden and released lagged since they were translated. I probably read this like two years later, if at all).
(Note, I never read this issue since I am in Sweden and released lagged since they were translated. I probably read this like two years later, if at all).
June 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Post a Superman comic that came out the month you turned 15
(Note, I never read this issue since I am in Sweden and released lagged since they were translated. I probably read this like two years later, if at all).
(Note, I never read this issue since I am in Sweden and released lagged since they were translated. I probably read this like two years later, if at all).
Happy Midsummer!
June 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Happy Midsummer!
Glad work is offering free laptop backpacks now.
6 yr old laptop bag, metal completely exhausted.
6 yr old laptop bag, metal completely exhausted.
June 19, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Glad work is offering free laptop backpacks now.
6 yr old laptop bag, metal completely exhausted.
6 yr old laptop bag, metal completely exhausted.
happy pride 💜
if you see this, qrp with queer art!
(Please note, not my art. Not an artist).
if you see this, qrp with queer art!
(Please note, not my art. Not an artist).
June 14, 2025 at 9:57 AM
happy pride 💜
if you see this, qrp with queer art!
(Please note, not my art. Not an artist).
if you see this, qrp with queer art!
(Please note, not my art. Not an artist).