Will Transcil
whtranscil.bsky.social
Will Transcil
@whtranscil.bsky.social
Minnesota girl.

"Painkillers and estrogen are pretty much Brandy's only two food groups, and she says, 'Gimme, gimme, gimme!' There are just too many Brandy Alexanders to count and they're all being the boss of me." Chuck Palahniuk
it's fucked up how many perfectly normal and healthy babies are out there with the name richard. it's like a time bomb. they don't even know yet
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
*punches you*
oops sorry
*punches you*
sorry
*punches you*
December 6, 2025 at 6:33 AM
i keep a giant bottle of lotion out on my desk cuz my hands get really dry and it just sits there right directly next to my computer and my tissues and only just now did i realize all of my friends probably just think that i jack off constantly all the time
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 AM
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i wonder what happened with this. sure would be embarrassing if he deleted his doxxing attempt after it got no engagement
Looks like someone's getting postered.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"what are we a bunch of asians" remains old reliable in the modern liberal playbook
Chairman Mao announces his new state-run transportation plan
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reposted by Will Transcil
As a Palestinian, seeing Will Stancil aggressively pushing for fucking a couch scares me.
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 AM
youre so awesome
I suppose people on Bluesky haven't heard of the infamous u/ExcaliburUmbraREEE. On the online right, he was a woke nightmare, but on the online left, he was one of the biggest voices of woke culture. But the person behind the account, is just a normal dude.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
if my job was Professional Culture War Poster and my posts would usually get about 10 to 15 likes i would start filling out a job application
If you ever see anyone mention "Gamergate" as if that was at all a serious thing that mattered rather than an online flamewar between people with degenerate nerd hobbies like gaming, you know instantly to ignore everything they ever say
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
nice to meet you i remember in a previous life we had a doomed toxic yuri thing going on but we don't have to do that this time if you don't want to
December 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
despite everything hes done, if BadEmpedophile is remembered for one thing it should be his habit of constantly flexing his fame while routinely doing the numbers of a high school SoundCloud rapper
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
slightly more towards eugenics than against 👍
I saw this ad on the train and I’m curious how yall feel about it… I’m very much in the center, but slightly more towards than against…
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
average BadEmpanada fan
Islam is incompatible with Native American culture, so too will their throats be slit by the Muslim Brotherhood.
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This post is
as Wholesome as Keanu
as Funny as Big Chungus
as Epic as Bacon
and as Based as Reddit!
Thank you for all the gold, kind strangers!
I. Don’t. Care. It’s a justifiable term that Marxist-Leninist Redditors like myself use the term all the time like those on r/tankiethedeprogram, a subreddit I frequently visit and promoted as it has 13k members and growing.
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
actually if your revolution doesn't include trans people i don't care
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
obsessed with the idea that quote-tweeting a meme doxxing Matt Walsh is the kind of radical activism that places someone above any and all criticism, and not something every tranny i've ever met has done
He plants seeds to get some tabò thinking and get angry people angry enough to do something productive.
Thats infinitely better than Hasan slop or that DFA bullshit.
That makes people give a fuck about him. That and him being funny as hell
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
B-but... Kalshi... we can't... we're both girls... mpghhhh... N-no... this is wrong... but it feels so right... mghhhphhh...
Wtf are we doing?

"CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets."
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
chin up, queen. carrots are chopped and cooked before they're served and eaten. you are like carrots to me. big things are coming, queen
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i'm so far left that i hold the bare minimum stance to technically qualify as a leftist
I’d say I’m very far left, so far left that I wished the Democrats were replaced with Communist Party USA
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
long time drinker first time pisser
December 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
being a will stancil parody account was funny for two minutes and now im stuck like this. im sorry william
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Reposted by Will Transcil
look at this baby follower... they have ur blue hair... and ur pronouns...
December 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
weed so loud it has me scromiting from both ends send post
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ally voice: "you can't say tranny"
December 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Australian sex tourist has strong opinions about "first world leftists"
It's funny what happens when you just don't play the "I have a bunch of identity categories, so I win" game with first world 'leftists'.

They straight up short circuit. They're used to being considered infallible like priestly brahmin or something and explode when it's not taken seriously.
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM