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whorticulturist.bsky.social
Deana she/her
@whorticulturist.bsky.social
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MN by birth, pain in the ass by choice. Bathroom gripes
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Over Lake Harriet, I might have fallen in love with the city again.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Kinda blurry photo of Lake Harriet tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Check out my p*nis cactus
Picture of a 4 inch pot with three nubbins of cactus plants that sorta look like penis’, there are yellow spines at 2 different points on the plant.
June 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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This might be a petty complaint. But why do I have to call someone? Why isn’t there a website? A way for me to send an opt-out via sms?

I hate it here.
Picture of opt out instructions on a loan mailer I received. You can choose to stop receiving "pre-screened" offers of credit from this and other companies by calling toll-free 888-567-8688. See the PRESCREEN & OPT OUT NOTICE on reverse for more information about prescreened
February 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I found a p3nis cactus at Tonkadale today
February 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Good morning.
Photo of a golden retriever basking in the morning sun, it looks there is a black cat on his back. The background of the photo has lots of houseplants.
February 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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December 11, 2016 First Ave Mainroom. It was cold out. Sorry for the quality.
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Gribble has decided that I’ve done enough knitting.
#KnitSky
Black medium hair cat laying on my partially knit sweater, she is staring into the light and looking smug. The colors of the sweater are turquoise and gray
February 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Current drama in the window
Wintertime photo of a fat squirrel eating in a tree, in the background there are a couple garages and the backsides of houses, all are covered in snow.
February 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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You ever get the feeling they’re plotting? #Caturday
A picture of a black medium hair cat, she is looking over her shoulder like she might bite you
February 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Say good morning to Gribble.
Close up of a medium-hair black cat, with her eyes closed.
February 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Cat sweater progress. #KnitSky
Partially knit sweater featuring a cat motif.
February 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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At least my room is pretty
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Just making a cat sweater
February 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Cribbage; my favorite thing about this game is that every time we play outside of the Midwest everyone asks what we’re doing.
January 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Tucson is a vibe
January 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Been awhile since I’ve had anything on the needles
January 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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If we have to suffer thru 4 more years of “unprecedented times” I want to mainline that shit.

Sentence his ass, let’s do this.
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Internet, meet Gribble; Gribble meet the internet
November 15, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Cat report details “aroma of Fritos this morning”
November 15, 2024 at 3:17 PM