Deana she/her
@whorticulturist.bsky.social
MN by birth, pain in the ass by choice. Bathroom gripes
I cannot begin to describe my love for pink drink.
Always the prettiest drink on the menu and she hates your guts.
Always the prettiest drink on the menu and she hates your guts.
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I cannot begin to describe my love for pink drink.
Always the prettiest drink on the menu and she hates your guts.
Always the prettiest drink on the menu and she hates your guts.
It’s finally cold enough for me to bungee cord the turkey briner shut and let that bitch sit outside.
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s finally cold enough for me to bungee cord the turkey briner shut and let that bitch sit outside.
Also I just got married; can you tell me
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Also I just got married; can you tell me
Real ID requirements are a huge pain in the ass for women.
Now imagine having ALL of your shit together to get one and some man infantilizes you instead of just asking where your divorce decree is?
Now imagine having ALL of your shit together to get one and some man infantilizes you instead of just asking where your divorce decree is?
November 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Real ID requirements are a huge pain in the ass for women.
Now imagine having ALL of your shit together to get one and some man infantilizes you instead of just asking where your divorce decree is?
Now imagine having ALL of your shit together to get one and some man infantilizes you instead of just asking where your divorce decree is?
New Ken Burns joint is probably a necessary watch right now. Throw a couple bucks at PBS while you’re at it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
New Ken Burns joint is probably a necessary watch right now. Throw a couple bucks at PBS while you’re at it.
People bring their children to Las Vegas?
Not all places are for kids.
Not all places are for kids.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
People bring their children to Las Vegas?
Not all places are for kids.
Not all places are for kids.
Nobody, and I mean nobody, had DJT blowing Bubba on the 2025 bingo card.
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Nobody, and I mean nobody, had DJT blowing Bubba on the 2025 bingo card.
Over Lake Harriet, I might have fallen in love with the city again.
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Over Lake Harriet, I might have fallen in love with the city again.
Kinda blurry photo of Lake Harriet tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Kinda blurry photo of Lake Harriet tonight.
There’s a woman on TikTok currently doing a series where she calls churches and explains that she ran out of formula and her baby is hungry.
Spoiler alert: the only two churches that offered help was a black church and mosque.
The christians should be ashamed. Fuck your mega-church
Spoiler alert: the only two churches that offered help was a black church and mosque.
The christians should be ashamed. Fuck your mega-church
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There’s a woman on TikTok currently doing a series where she calls churches and explains that she ran out of formula and her baby is hungry.
Spoiler alert: the only two churches that offered help was a black church and mosque.
The christians should be ashamed. Fuck your mega-church
Spoiler alert: the only two churches that offered help was a black church and mosque.
The christians should be ashamed. Fuck your mega-church
Decorated my house on a busy-ass street and have only had two kids, I’m so sad
November 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Decorated my house on a busy-ass street and have only had two kids, I’m so sad
Some fucking bitch just plowed into me at the State and couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge I exist.
Stay in the fucking burbs
Stay in the fucking burbs
October 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Some fucking bitch just plowed into me at the State and couldn’t be bothered to acknowledge I exist.
Stay in the fucking burbs
Stay in the fucking burbs
Had the pleasure of sitting in front of Frey campaign worker at the Elvis Costello show last week, the way they talked shit about the candidates and non-supporters was… Something
Anyways, don’t rank Frey
Anyways, don’t rank Frey
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Had the pleasure of sitting in front of Frey campaign worker at the Elvis Costello show last week, the way they talked shit about the candidates and non-supporters was… Something
Anyways, don’t rank Frey
Anyways, don’t rank Frey
Has anyone checked the price of a Covid vaccine without insurance?
It’s $275
I’ll leave that right there
They apply a coupon to get it down to $256
*nods*
Yep
It’s $275
I’ll leave that right there
They apply a coupon to get it down to $256
*nods*
Yep
October 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Has anyone checked the price of a Covid vaccine without insurance?
It’s $275
I’ll leave that right there
They apply a coupon to get it down to $256
*nods*
Yep
It’s $275
I’ll leave that right there
They apply a coupon to get it down to $256
*nods*
Yep
Ope, Kim Bartmann did something kind of scummy?
Water is wet y’all
Water is wet y’all
August 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ope, Kim Bartmann did something kind of scummy?
Water is wet y’all
Water is wet y’all
Reposted by Deana she/her
Why are local musicians who have tended bar and who might be elected officials on the DFL ticket still cool with performing at a venue who union busted and fucked over a lot of amazing service industry folks in the process?
Real talk, why are local musicians still cool with performing at Surly?
August 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Why are local musicians who have tended bar and who might be elected officials on the DFL ticket still cool with performing at a venue who union busted and fucked over a lot of amazing service industry folks in the process?
Trent Reznor can still get it.
August 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Trent Reznor can still get it.
JFC. Why can’t people figure out flash on phone cameras in 2025?
August 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
JFC. Why can’t people figure out flash on phone cameras in 2025?
Selling the Outback on Friday and we’ll be a two EV household
August 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Selling the Outback on Friday and we’ll be a two EV household
It’s getting to be a weird humidity where the boxwoods REALLY start to smell like cat piss.
August 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It’s getting to be a weird humidity where the boxwoods REALLY start to smell like cat piss.
Today’s adventure in shared gender bathroom antics involved a toilet seat left up, unflushed (we’re at a brewery in OR), and TWO grown-ass men not washing their hands.
Y’all are disgusting.
Y’all are disgusting.
August 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Today’s adventure in shared gender bathroom antics involved a toilet seat left up, unflushed (we’re at a brewery in OR), and TWO grown-ass men not washing their hands.
Y’all are disgusting.
Y’all are disgusting.
Apparently you can mess with Texas.
July 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Apparently you can mess with Texas.
I dragged all of my houseplants inside, Minneapolis won’t even get coughed at by Derecho.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
July 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I dragged all of my houseplants inside, Minneapolis won’t even get coughed at by Derecho.
You’re welcome
You’re welcome
Happy to report that the North Loop is definitely not on fire.
July 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Happy to report that the North Loop is definitely not on fire.
A couple of days ago someone’s mother came into the store and asked for a systemic for her perennials.
“We don’t use systemic on perennials, luring pollinators to your yard to kill them seems rude”
She was more concerned with the aesthetic of the leaves of her plants.
“We don’t use systemic on perennials, luring pollinators to your yard to kill them seems rude”
She was more concerned with the aesthetic of the leaves of her plants.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
A couple of days ago someone’s mother came into the store and asked for a systemic for her perennials.
“We don’t use systemic on perennials, luring pollinators to your yard to kill them seems rude”
She was more concerned with the aesthetic of the leaves of her plants.
“We don’t use systemic on perennials, luring pollinators to your yard to kill them seems rude”
She was more concerned with the aesthetic of the leaves of her plants.