Sagittarius X. Acambré
@whore-of-saturn.bsky.social
Mistress Acambré lives inside her own heart, where she writes erotic romance, brews honeyed elixirs of passion, and beds women, machines, gods, monsters, sirens, celestial objects, beings of pure energy, and occasionally men. 🔞
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Mine or Yours: A Short (Sensual Submissions)
Mine or Yours: A Short (Sensual Submissions) - Kindle edition by Acambré, Sagittarius X.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Mine or Yours: A Short (Sensual Submissions).
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inordinately proud of my first *for kindle* smut, Mine or Yours
🫦 you’re in control… or so you think 😈
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS54K5F...
🫦 you’re in control… or so you think 😈
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS54K5F...
“i used AI to help me—“
a penguin standing next to a piece of paper that says " get good "
ALT: a penguin standing next to a piece of paper that says " get good "
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“i used AI to help me—“
going through a classic rite of passage (self-flagellating The Cut essay pitch)
January 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
going through a classic rite of passage (self-flagellating The Cut essay pitch)
a snowed-in fic except it happens in a studio apartment in seattle because no one knows how to drive on ice
January 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
a snowed-in fic except it happens in a studio apartment in seattle because no one knows how to drive on ice
yeah i have an MFA. a miraculously fat ass 💋
January 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
yeah i have an MFA. a miraculously fat ass 💋
don’t let Jeff Goldblum bite you?? i’d let Jeff Goldblum [a comically long crook yanks me off stage before i can finish my sentence]
This is going into the part of my brain where the "don't eat yellow snow" or "don't engage in a battle of wits with a Sicilian" exists.
"Don't let Jeff Goldblum bite you."
I kind of want to? But. Wise.
"Don't let Jeff Goldblum bite you."
I kind of want to? But. Wise.
He is going to try to bite you. Don’t let him.
January 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
don’t let Jeff Goldblum bite you?? i’d let Jeff Goldblum [a comically long crook yanks me off stage before i can finish my sentence]
wouldn’t wish 30+ horniness on my worst enemy
January 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
wouldn’t wish 30+ horniness on my worst enemy
me: babe can you pick me up something to keep the cat from eating my dildos
my wife: sure thing babe
my wife: sure thing babe
January 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
me: babe can you pick me up something to keep the cat from eating my dildos
my wife: sure thing babe
my wife: sure thing babe
she’s getting pied in hell now 🌈
January 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
she’s getting pied in hell now 🌈
every time my male body count decreases by one at the same time my female body increases by one an angel gets its wings
January 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
every time my male body count decreases by one at the same time my female body increases by one an angel gets its wings
“here’s a paid opportunity to learn XYZ!” and it’s an “opportunity” to do free labor in a different state in the tenuous hopes of partial reimbursement… do NOT @ me with that shit i know my worth
January 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
“here’s a paid opportunity to learn XYZ!” and it’s an “opportunity” to do free labor in a different state in the tenuous hopes of partial reimbursement… do NOT @ me with that shit i know my worth
“a machine can never make art because a machine can never be horny” not if *I* have anything to say about it
January 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
“a machine can never make art because a machine can never be horny” not if *I* have anything to say about it
cat managed to drag my favorite dildo out of the drawer to shred it in case anyone’s in the market for the world’s worst cat
January 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
cat managed to drag my favorite dildo out of the drawer to shred it in case anyone’s in the market for the world’s worst cat
onlyfans where i don’t have to interact w men in any capacity at all
January 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
onlyfans where i don’t have to interact w men in any capacity at all
starting a new writing account and then hearing the phrase “freydis moon” is like moving to a new town and hearing that somehow the village con artist is here still trying to sell racist snake oil whatever their deal is these days
January 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
starting a new writing account and then hearing the phrase “freydis moon” is like moving to a new town and hearing that somehow the village con artist is here still trying to sell racist snake oil whatever their deal is these days
hi i’d like to hire a hitman? yeah a guy just stared at my boobs in a crowded grocery store and went HELLO! in a cartoon voice. oh you’ll do it for free? thanks man
January 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
hi i’d like to hire a hitman? yeah a guy just stared at my boobs in a crowded grocery store and went HELLO! in a cartoon voice. oh you’ll do it for free? thanks man
finished my first erotic novelette (10k) today! hmu if you want to beta-read! #erotica #eroticromance
January 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
finished my first erotic novelette (10k) today! hmu if you want to beta-read! #erotica #eroticromance
this month i have my first post-open-marriage con… start praying for whichever bookish nerd finds me looking hot and lost at the hotel bar
January 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
this month i have my first post-open-marriage con… start praying for whichever bookish nerd finds me looking hot and lost at the hotel bar
embrace your inner freak. kiss your inner freak with tongue. let your inner freak explore your body with its tentacles
January 4, 2025 at 7:38 AM
embrace your inner freak. kiss your inner freak with tongue. let your inner freak explore your body with its tentacles
i can write the absolute smoothest, sexiest flirting you’ve ever seen in a fic but in real life i’m just skating by on autism and double D’s
January 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i can write the absolute smoothest, sexiest flirting you’ve ever seen in a fic but in real life i’m just skating by on autism and double D’s
fanfic hater? opinion discarded 🗑️
January 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
fanfic hater? opinion discarded 🗑️
inordinately proud of my first *for kindle* smut, Mine or Yours
🫦 you’re in control… or so you think 😈
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS54K5F...
🫦 you’re in control… or so you think 😈
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS54K5F...
Mine or Yours: A Short (Sensual Submissions)
Mine or Yours: A Short (Sensual Submissions) - Kindle edition by Acambré, Sagittarius X.. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Mine or Yours: A Short (Sensual Submissions).
www.amazon.com
January 3, 2025 at 5:16 PM
inordinately proud of my first *for kindle* smut, Mine or Yours
🫦 you’re in control… or so you think 😈
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS54K5F...
🫦 you’re in control… or so you think 😈
www.amazon.com/dp/B0DS54K5F...
good little familiar, pick mommy’s joint tonight ok?
January 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
good little familiar, pick mommy’s joint tonight ok?
kindle top 100 API you are my bitch
January 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
kindle top 100 API you are my bitch
been there, done that, seen bigger 💄
January 3, 2025 at 1:12 AM
been there, done that, seen bigger 💄
3rd base is when i let them see my Erotic Art Wall
January 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
3rd base is when i let them see my Erotic Art Wall