Whit NP
@whitnp.bsky.social
NP, feminist, atheist, lover of large dogs, football, horror movies, donuts, sour beer. Gunnar and Teddy’s mom, Jon’s wife. She/her
I know I’m a slow runner, but how was my average pace 12:12 when I ran 3 miles in under 36 minutes? And every mile I ran had a faster average pace than 12:12?
September 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I know I’m a slow runner, but how was my average pace 12:12 when I ran 3 miles in under 36 minutes? And every mile I ran had a faster average pace than 12:12?
Very proud of raising movie nerds. Got dressed up for the re-release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
August 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Very proud of raising movie nerds. Got dressed up for the re-release of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
My pro choice husband reads to our sons every night. Get married and have kids, if that’s what you want to do!
August 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
My pro choice husband reads to our sons every night. Get married and have kids, if that’s what you want to do!
Do you guys think it’s really him? 😂😂😂
May 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Do you guys think it’s really him? 😂😂😂
Sometimes I really can’t believe I made something so cute 🥹
February 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Sometimes I really can’t believe I made something so cute 🥹
If anyone is in the market for a new body moisturizer, this one makes you smell like you just left a fancy spa in a glacier
January 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If anyone is in the market for a new body moisturizer, this one makes you smell like you just left a fancy spa in a glacier
Why can’t all Doritos be like this Dorito?
December 17, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Why can’t all Doritos be like this Dorito?
Scored a parenting win: the car to couch nap transfer
November 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Scored a parenting win: the car to couch nap transfer