White Van Man Dan
whitevanmandan.bsky.social
White Van Man Dan
@whitevanmandan.bsky.social
Hey, it's the Sundown Kid.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Make-up by Gotye.
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Are your panto days BEHIND YOU!?
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
So this is the latest guidance to increase breast milk production?
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Should we worry that the slender man is spreading himself too thin?
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Go home Santa, you're drunk.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Oh wait. That's Hairy Strangeman Couchman.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
From JD Vance's English side of the family.
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
He didn't choose the dick life, the dick life chose him.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"Can I call you Luce?"
"No!"
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
May her memory be a blessing, and a suggestion.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Showing my age, I'd go for...
🎼I was a teenage armchair Hitler fan
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The Third Bubba was one of the best Sherlock Holmes stories.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
There was an old man who outgrew his shoe.

He'd had so many children, he didn't know what to do.
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Getting a little handsy there.
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Geriatric minstrel show performer teasing his "Seven Ways To Pleasure A Man" DVD.

Soon to be available at new "McDonalds After Dark" franchises.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
She had her mom's genes.
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I thought the Russians usually just poured the Novichok on doorknobs?
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Come on kids, that clay is really squishy. Just grab a handful.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The coulda been a contender.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That's quite a mouthful.
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM