White Van Man Dan
@whitevanmandan.bsky.social
Hey, it's the Sundown Kid.
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Hey, it's the Sundown Kid.
Make-up by Gotye.
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Make-up by Gotye.
Are your panto days BEHIND YOU!?
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Are your panto days BEHIND YOU!?
So this is the latest guidance to increase breast milk production?
December 9, 2025 at 9:56 AM
So this is the latest guidance to increase breast milk production?
Should we worry that the slender man is spreading himself too thin?
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Should we worry that the slender man is spreading himself too thin?
Go home Santa, you're drunk.
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Go home Santa, you're drunk.
Oh wait. That's Hairy Strangeman Couchman.
December 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh wait. That's Hairy Strangeman Couchman.
From JD Vance's English side of the family.
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
From JD Vance's English side of the family.
He didn't choose the dick life, the dick life chose him.
December 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
He didn't choose the dick life, the dick life chose him.
"Can I call you Luce?"
"No!"
"No!"
December 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"Can I call you Luce?"
"No!"
"No!"
May her memory be a blessing, and a suggestion.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
May her memory be a blessing, and a suggestion.
Showing my age, I'd go for...
🎼I was a teenage armchair Hitler fan
🎼I was a teenage armchair Hitler fan
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Showing my age, I'd go for...
🎼I was a teenage armchair Hitler fan
🎼I was a teenage armchair Hitler fan
The Third Bubba was one of the best Sherlock Holmes stories.
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Third Bubba was one of the best Sherlock Holmes stories.
There was an old man who outgrew his shoe.
He'd had so many children, he didn't know what to do.
He'd had so many children, he didn't know what to do.
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
There was an old man who outgrew his shoe.
He'd had so many children, he didn't know what to do.
He'd had so many children, he didn't know what to do.
Getting a little handsy there.
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Getting a little handsy there.
Geriatric minstrel show performer teasing his "Seven Ways To Pleasure A Man" DVD.
Soon to be available at new "McDonalds After Dark" franchises.
Soon to be available at new "McDonalds After Dark" franchises.
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Geriatric minstrel show performer teasing his "Seven Ways To Pleasure A Man" DVD.
Soon to be available at new "McDonalds After Dark" franchises.
Soon to be available at new "McDonalds After Dark" franchises.
She had her mom's genes.
November 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
She had her mom's genes.
I thought the Russians usually just poured the Novichok on doorknobs?
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I thought the Russians usually just poured the Novichok on doorknobs?
Come on kids, that clay is really squishy. Just grab a handful.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Come on kids, that clay is really squishy. Just grab a handful.
The coulda been a contender.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The coulda been a contender.
That's quite a mouthful.
November 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
That's quite a mouthful.