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White Van Man Dan
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Just spotted this researcher on The Curse of Oak Island
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
@cripdyke.bsky.social
The state of local reporting🙄

"...blue, red, and white stripes"
"It is thought this could be related to the Supreme Court Ruling from April 2025..."
www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambrid...
Toilet with message painted on seat left outside Labour HQ in Cambridge
The toilet had a flag sticking out of it that read "where do we go now!"
www.cambridge-news.co.uk
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
@cripdyke.bsky.social
My local council, whose first order of business was to remove Pride flags from Council buildings, now has a member railing against the 'extreme gender ideology' of a job advert showing an employee wearing a lanyard with Trans Pride Flag on it
www.leicester.news/cool2btrans-...
Cool2BTrans founder Katie Neeves hits back at Joseph Boam post on ‘extreme gender ideology’
Boam's post has since been deleted from his Facebook page
www.leicester.news
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
@actualnames.bsky.social
The growing of African white maize in the UK was great news for keen customer Perpetual Gumbo.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Farmer growing white maize in Cambridgeshire visited by Princess Anne
David Mwanaka's traditional Zimbabwean produce attracts customers from across the country.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
"How was work today dear?" "Fine. Wanked off a whale so he doesn't breed with his mother. Same old same old." "Humpback?" "No, but he did give me a wave with his flipper." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Marineland orcas: Male 'sexually stimulated' to avoid inbreeding
Wikie, 24, and her 11-year-old son Keijo still don't have a new home despite months of wrangling.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 24, 2025 at 8:33 AM
They're presumably going to need a wider top step on the podium, at the 2028 LA Olympics, for when Trump accepts his gold medals alongside the winners.
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Chelsea win Club World Cup: Donald Trump stays on stage with players for trophy lift
Chelsea's Club World Cup celebrations in New Jersey were shared with an unexpected guest - US President Donald Trump.
www.bbc.co.uk
July 15, 2025 at 5:35 AM
With all the challenges facing Leicestershire County Council's new Reform leadership, they decide that their first meeting needs to clamp down on flags.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Reform council brings in 'British values' flag rules in Leicestershire
The new Reform council leadership says it will meet LGBTQ+ and disabled staff over their concerns.
www.bbc.co.uk
June 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Kids these days with their dance music and their weird fashions.
June 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Bewitched: Two Dicks, Moorehead.
April 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Me: Bluesky, show me Tesla versus all other EV manufacturers in the form of a baseball video.

Bluesky: Right you are. Tesla are in blue and grey.

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1 BASERUNNER 1 PITCH 3 STEALS MY GOODNESS
April 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I had a classical musician friend who stuck their flute in a power outlet. They're a conductor now.
April 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
His excitement rising, his rough hands parted the delicate material to reveal... A Passion For Passion by Alice Fraser.

Congratulations @alicefraser.bsky.social and thank you for the lovely packaging @foxlanebooks.bsky.social
April 17, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Swings and roundabouts in the UK.

The rise of the cashless society has lead to fewer children requiring hospital treatment for swallowed coins

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

But, the kids have less opportunity to swallow money... as more families have none.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Big drop in child surgery for objects swallowed or stuck up nose
Cashless society may have helped, since coins were a common foreign object swallowed, surgeons say.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Endangered turtle stranded in Wales due to the Mump* administration's cuts to US Fish and Wildlife Service.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

*Musk and Trump. An unsightly lump and a pain in the neck.
Kemp's ridley sea turtle stranded in Wales after Donald Trump aid freeze
A rare sea turtle due to return to the US is stuck in Wales after a White House foreign aid freeze.
www.bbc.co.uk
March 25, 2025 at 11:01 AM
"A chair lift" is what keen skier JD Vance calls his erection.
March 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Christmas isn't really over until the last discounted mince pies disappear from the petrol station shops. I'm predicting mid-March.
January 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
The only UK news source that tells it how it really is?
November 27, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Have you been a victim of upper class manspreading?
November 24, 2024 at 8:54 AM
It's going to make a heartwarming, feelgood movie, when Vivek and Elon find that the government waste they've been looking for, is the friends they've met along the way.
November 22, 2024 at 4:53 AM