ÜberMunchies
@whiterussianfan.bsky.social
If pigs ever learn to fly, a lot of crazy shit is going to happen.
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We get a DeLorean...
We get a DeLorean...
I like my Jesus to be psychedelic. #TalladegaNights
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I like my Jesus to be psychedelic. #TalladegaNights
"Religion has given the world a tremendous amount of comfort in a world torn apart by religion." ~ Jon Stewart
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Religion has given the world a tremendous amount of comfort in a world torn apart by religion." ~ Jon Stewart
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November 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Age yourself with gaming.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Age yourself with gaming.
nothing means anything anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
nothing means anything anymore.
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October 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If there is ever an apocalypse, I don't care what kind it is, I'm going to Nick Offerman's house.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If there is ever an apocalypse, I don't care what kind it is, I'm going to Nick Offerman's house.
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I recently acquired a roommate, a little lizard. I've named him Gojira.
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I recently acquired a roommate, a little lizard. I've named him Gojira.
My mother swears her dogs are her children, yet she constantly leaves one or the other outside and forgets about them. And now I know why I'm screwed up.
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
My mother swears her dogs are her children, yet she constantly leaves one or the other outside and forgets about them. And now I know why I'm screwed up.
RIP Ace Frehley. KISS was my first concert, and the only band I've seen twice. My first time was in Houston when I was 8 years old.
October 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
RIP Ace Frehley. KISS was my first concert, and the only band I've seen twice. My first time was in Houston when I was 8 years old.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
October 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
ME: Yeah, so, it took a couple of years, but I finally finished all 1,232 episodes of Dark Shadows.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
ME: Yeah, so, it took a couple of years, but I finally finished all 1,232 episodes of Dark Shadows.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
INTERVIEWER: That's... not really what we mean by accomplishments.
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
October 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
Ovaltine is the shit, man.
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Ovaltine is the shit, man.
I guess the 1st Amendment is meaningless now, and we're just a step or two away from state TV being implemented. Forget foreign threats - the real danger is right here in America.
September 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I guess the 1st Amendment is meaningless now, and we're just a step or two away from state TV being implemented. Forget foreign threats - the real danger is right here in America.
At least he's being honest.
September 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
At least he's being honest.
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Now is it time to talk about gun control? Or should we just send thoughts and prayers?
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Now is it time to talk about gun control? Or should we just send thoughts and prayers?
Most Dangerous Places in the U.S. in 2025-2026
realestate.usnews.com/places/ranki...
SPOILER ALERT: Most of them are in red states, and #Chicago didn't even make the list.
realestate.usnews.com/places/ranki...
SPOILER ALERT: Most of them are in red states, and #Chicago didn't even make the list.
September 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Most Dangerous Places in the U.S. in 2025-2026
realestate.usnews.com/places/ranki...
SPOILER ALERT: Most of them are in red states, and #Chicago didn't even make the list.
realestate.usnews.com/places/ranki...
SPOILER ALERT: Most of them are in red states, and #Chicago didn't even make the list.
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Trump's so full of shit, I'm surprised his eyes aren't brown. #Russia #Ukraine
youtu.be/jcNzoONhrmE...
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Trump says he can end Ukraine war in a day
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
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August 31, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Trump's so full of shit, I'm surprised his eyes aren't brown. #Russia #Ukraine
youtu.be/jcNzoONhrmE...
youtu.be/jcNzoONhrmE...
Tim Apple is no Steve Jobs.
August 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Tim Apple is no Steve Jobs.
