It's also probably fair to say that tomorrow I will be getting up stupidly early to watch the Ashes. Today, I listened to the first session on the radio in bed, but it feels like the 4am slot tomorrow may be crucial... I'll take knowing about one day.

That said, I can tell I did some wood turning yesterday, as my mouth still tastes of sawdust

Why did he review that! He knew he hadn't hit it - that's just vanity.

Apols as we all have different tastes. I thought the Taken trilogy was his first foray into slapstick comedy...

Whenever we're here, I always think Cezanne would have been better off painting Le Caroux than the Mont Sainte-Victoire...

The towns and villages of the Orb are amazing. Roquebrun is lovely, and the views from both roads to Cessenon are amazing. Vieussan is also lovely, and the view of Vieussan from the road to Berlou, with the majestic Caroux behind, is stunning. A view of the Caroux with the Tour d'Olargues...

And when he lands, he lectures us and the EU about protecting our borders - why did we let him in?

And, in general, pity us poor Brits who sometimes struggle with the dialect.

You could then throw in Putin, Xi, Orban, Bolsanaro and Lukashenko. Imagine that lot having to spend an eternity with Donald...

Similarly, a Sky commentator claimed it was ok because his back foot was inside the return crease at the point of delivery - that's just an inability to read what the law states.

Some have claimed that it's legal because he landed his toes before his heel but that's obvious nonsense - spinners are legal with their heels in the air on the front foot.