Chas Jizzholm
@whiteboybummer.bsky.social
I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet.
If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.
📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.
📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
THIS.
Just raise the blower slightly if you aren’t actively moving the leaves. Please do not subject the entire neighborhood to this devilry.
Just raise the blower slightly if you aren’t actively moving the leaves. Please do not subject the entire neighborhood to this devilry.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
THIS.
Just raise the blower slightly if you aren’t actively moving the leaves. Please do not subject the entire neighborhood to this devilry.
Just raise the blower slightly if you aren’t actively moving the leaves. Please do not subject the entire neighborhood to this devilry.
The @houstontexans.bsky.social defense is something else this year.
Only two teams have scored more than 20 points against the Texans this year, and in one of those games (Jags in HOU) their ST gave up a punt return for a TD and the O/ST turned the ball over TWICE in the first four minutes of Q1.
Only two teams have scored more than 20 points against the Texans this year, and in one of those games (Jags in HOU) their ST gave up a punt return for a TD and the O/ST turned the ball over TWICE in the first four minutes of Q1.
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The @houstontexans.bsky.social defense is something else this year.
Only two teams have scored more than 20 points against the Texans this year, and in one of those games (Jags in HOU) their ST gave up a punt return for a TD and the O/ST turned the ball over TWICE in the first four minutes of Q1.
Only two teams have scored more than 20 points against the Texans this year, and in one of those games (Jags in HOU) their ST gave up a punt return for a TD and the O/ST turned the ball over TWICE in the first four minutes of Q1.
I watched this a couple years back and the self-restraint required not to stop it and do literally anything else…
The Brosnan Bond films started strong with Goldeneye, but each one after got progressively worse. You think nothing could be worse than Denise Richards Is Not Enough, and then BAM!
The Brosnan Bond films started strong with Goldeneye, but each one after got progressively worse. You think nothing could be worse than Denise Richards Is Not Enough, and then BAM!
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I watched this a couple years back and the self-restraint required not to stop it and do literally anything else…
The Brosnan Bond films started strong with Goldeneye, but each one after got progressively worse. You think nothing could be worse than Denise Richards Is Not Enough, and then BAM!
The Brosnan Bond films started strong with Goldeneye, but each one after got progressively worse. You think nothing could be worse than Denise Richards Is Not Enough, and then BAM!
A City Connect that doesn’t suck! 👍
(The T-Wolves’ Prince jersey is actually pretty dope, I’ll give them that.)
(The T-Wolves’ Prince jersey is actually pretty dope, I’ll give them that.)
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 AM
A City Connect that doesn’t suck! 👍
(The T-Wolves’ Prince jersey is actually pretty dope, I’ll give them that.)
(The T-Wolves’ Prince jersey is actually pretty dope, I’ll give them that.)
I’d be in favor of keeping Thursdays, but maybe the opening week and then just between teams that had a bye the week prior.
Yes they’d lose a few weeks at the start and end of the season, but you’re right: playing a football game a mere four days after you just played cannot be optimal for recovery
Yes they’d lose a few weeks at the start and end of the season, but you’re right: playing a football game a mere four days after you just played cannot be optimal for recovery
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I’d be in favor of keeping Thursdays, but maybe the opening week and then just between teams that had a bye the week prior.
Yes they’d lose a few weeks at the start and end of the season, but you’re right: playing a football game a mere four days after you just played cannot be optimal for recovery
Yes they’d lose a few weeks at the start and end of the season, but you’re right: playing a football game a mere four days after you just played cannot be optimal for recovery
…rather walk into the Gulf.
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
…rather walk into the Gulf.
“His house looked like shit.”
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“His house looked like shit.”
Mere stenography at this point.
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mere stenography at this point.
The ear’s looking fantastic sir 🫡
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The ear’s looking fantastic sir 🫡
I’m definitely not in the club of knowing who this is. Anyone kind enough to extend an invite?
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m definitely not in the club of knowing who this is. Anyone kind enough to extend an invite?
@jamellebouie.net clocking Douthat’s tea before it’s even brewed
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@jamellebouie.net clocking Douthat’s tea before it’s even brewed
Once talked with a guy in 2021 who told me that he didn’t get vax because of myocarditis & history of heart issues in his family.
And I went, “But what about the risk of myocarditis from getting COVID? My understanding is that that risk is higher.”
The conversation veered towards other things 🤷♂️
And I went, “But what about the risk of myocarditis from getting COVID? My understanding is that that risk is higher.”
The conversation veered towards other things 🤷♂️
November 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Once talked with a guy in 2021 who told me that he didn’t get vax because of myocarditis & history of heart issues in his family.
And I went, “But what about the risk of myocarditis from getting COVID? My understanding is that that risk is higher.”
The conversation veered towards other things 🤷♂️
And I went, “But what about the risk of myocarditis from getting COVID? My understanding is that that risk is higher.”
The conversation veered towards other things 🤷♂️
First everything computer! And now this?!
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 AM
First everything computer! And now this?!
May this love find us all.
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
May this love find us all.