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Chas Jizzholm
@whiteboybummer.bsky.social
I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet.

If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.

📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
So levying import taxes and deciding how that revenue gets spent is Trump’s exclusive domain. And now the head of a Cabinet Dept can unilaterally make an agency promote his personal quackery.

Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I need someone to talk me off the ledge.

#CoastGuard
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
OK even I can @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social that terrible DPI call on Rock Ya-Sin.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
@jamellebouie.net clocking Douthat’s tea before it’s even brewed
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I mean I guess “dislocated” is an improvement over “disappeared altogether” 🥴
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Probably the least necessary injury update ever.

Though I guess “dislocated” is an upgrade over “cannot be located at the present time.”
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“The Big 12 on TNT presented by shirtless white guys.”

J.B. Long you treasure, you.

#IowaState #ArizonaState
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
What fresh hell is it this time?

Trump II has provided license to go full bore white nationalist.
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“We called that ‘The Stinger.’ They don’t let you use that no more.”
October 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
SUNDERLAND!!!

I figured just avoiding relegation was gonna be an achievement. These lads are contending for a spot in European competition!! 🐈‍⬛
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Could someone with @tempobasketball.bsky.social please ask New Era to make some Tempo caps that actually use the team’s primary colors? 🧢

It’s a little odd that they’re only in black.

A maroon (bordeaux) hat with the hydrogen blue stitching—or vice versa!—would get a lot of wear on this dome.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
How I’m choosing to imagine this horrendous Bucs-Lions #MNF uniform matchup instead.
October 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The very first THoH had a brilliant telling of The Raven (voiced by James Earl Jones no less!) and it was truly eerie and macabre.
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Mike I love your work, but the video is 38 damn minutes long. Even on 2x I assume there are meetups via Grindr that are arranged in less time that it takes to watch this to the end.
October 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Same feeling
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
October 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
October 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
From the other site
October 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You heard it here first #DietCoke people:

Drinking less than one can a day can cause health problems. So practice preventative wellness and get to guzzling.
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Impossible to overstate the improvement

#MNF #Jaguars #Duuuval
October 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
October 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I keel over when the other flare falls out of Martin’s waistband and Bart gently puts in back.
October 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The Life of a Showgirl: Girthy, Veiny edition (redwood cross-section vinyl)
October 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Elon:
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
First #TaylorSwift #TLOAS friendship bracelets in the books
October 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM