Chas Jizzholm
@whiteboybummer.bsky.social
I want to read your articles and analyses while I sit on the toilet.
If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.
📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
If you’re smarter than me, that’s a follow. If you’re not smarter than me, God help you.
📍I and all my country song clichés live in Texas
So levying import taxes and deciding how that revenue gets spent is Trump’s exclusive domain. And now the head of a Cabinet Dept can unilaterally make an agency promote his personal quackery.
Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
November 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
So levying import taxes and deciding how that revenue gets spent is Trump’s exclusive domain. And now the head of a Cabinet Dept can unilaterally make an agency promote his personal quackery.
Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
Hell of a democratic republic with separation of powers and checks/balances we’re running here in America.
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
OK even I can @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social that terrible DPI call on Rock Ya-Sin.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
OK even I can @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social that terrible DPI call on Rock Ya-Sin.
@jamellebouie.net clocking Douthat’s tea before it’s even brewed
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
@jamellebouie.net clocking Douthat’s tea before it’s even brewed
I mean I guess “dislocated” is an improvement over “disappeared altogether” 🥴
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I mean I guess “dislocated” is an improvement over “disappeared altogether” 🥴
Probably the least necessary injury update ever.
Though I guess “dislocated” is an upgrade over “cannot be located at the present time.”
Though I guess “dislocated” is an upgrade over “cannot be located at the present time.”
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Probably the least necessary injury update ever.
Though I guess “dislocated” is an upgrade over “cannot be located at the present time.”
Though I guess “dislocated” is an upgrade over “cannot be located at the present time.”
“The Big 12 on TNT presented by shirtless white guys.”
J.B. Long you treasure, you.
#IowaState #ArizonaState
J.B. Long you treasure, you.
#IowaState #ArizonaState
November 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“The Big 12 on TNT presented by shirtless white guys.”
J.B. Long you treasure, you.
#IowaState #ArizonaState
J.B. Long you treasure, you.
#IowaState #ArizonaState
What fresh hell is it this time?
Trump II has provided license to go full bore white nationalist.
Trump II has provided license to go full bore white nationalist.
October 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What fresh hell is it this time?
Trump II has provided license to go full bore white nationalist.
Trump II has provided license to go full bore white nationalist.
“We called that ‘The Stinger.’ They don’t let you use that no more.”
October 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“We called that ‘The Stinger.’ They don’t let you use that no more.”
SUNDERLAND!!!
I figured just avoiding relegation was gonna be an achievement. These lads are contending for a spot in European competition!! 🐈⬛
I figured just avoiding relegation was gonna be an achievement. These lads are contending for a spot in European competition!! 🐈⬛
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
SUNDERLAND!!!
I figured just avoiding relegation was gonna be an achievement. These lads are contending for a spot in European competition!! 🐈⬛
I figured just avoiding relegation was gonna be an achievement. These lads are contending for a spot in European competition!! 🐈⬛
Could someone with @tempobasketball.bsky.social please ask New Era to make some Tempo caps that actually use the team’s primary colors? 🧢
It’s a little odd that they’re only in black.
A maroon (bordeaux) hat with the hydrogen blue stitching—or vice versa!—would get a lot of wear on this dome.
It’s a little odd that they’re only in black.
A maroon (bordeaux) hat with the hydrogen blue stitching—or vice versa!—would get a lot of wear on this dome.
October 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Could someone with @tempobasketball.bsky.social please ask New Era to make some Tempo caps that actually use the team’s primary colors? 🧢
It’s a little odd that they’re only in black.
A maroon (bordeaux) hat with the hydrogen blue stitching—or vice versa!—would get a lot of wear on this dome.
It’s a little odd that they’re only in black.
A maroon (bordeaux) hat with the hydrogen blue stitching—or vice versa!—would get a lot of wear on this dome.
The very first THoH had a brilliant telling of The Raven (voiced by James Earl Jones no less!) and it was truly eerie and macabre.
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The very first THoH had a brilliant telling of The Raven (voiced by James Earl Jones no less!) and it was truly eerie and macabre.
Mike I love your work, but the video is 38 damn minutes long. Even on 2x I assume there are meetups via Grindr that are arranged in less time that it takes to watch this to the end.
October 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Mike I love your work, but the video is 38 damn minutes long. Even on 2x I assume there are meetups via Grindr that are arranged in less time that it takes to watch this to the end.
From the other site
October 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
From the other site
You heard it here first #DietCoke people:
Drinking less than one can a day can cause health problems. So practice preventative wellness and get to guzzling.
Drinking less than one can a day can cause health problems. So practice preventative wellness and get to guzzling.
October 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
You heard it here first #DietCoke people:
Drinking less than one can a day can cause health problems. So practice preventative wellness and get to guzzling.
Drinking less than one can a day can cause health problems. So practice preventative wellness and get to guzzling.
October 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I keel over when the other flare falls out of Martin’s waistband and Bart gently puts in back.
October 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I keel over when the other flare falls out of Martin’s waistband and Bart gently puts in back.
The Life of a Showgirl: Girthy, Veiny edition (redwood cross-section vinyl)
October 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Life of a Showgirl: Girthy, Veiny edition (redwood cross-section vinyl)
First #TaylorSwift #TLOAS friendship bracelets in the books
October 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
First #TaylorSwift #TLOAS friendship bracelets in the books