White Jesus
@white-jesus.bsky.social
Portland, OR Native
Specialties including:
Dark Humor
Sarcasm
Annoyingly Self-Aware
ADHD Superpowers (Like Aquaman, not Superman)
Handle is meant to be funny. If Jesus were real he wouldn't be white.
Specialties including:
Dark Humor
Sarcasm
Annoyingly Self-Aware
ADHD Superpowers (Like Aquaman, not Superman)
Handle is meant to be funny. If Jesus were real he wouldn't be white.
I hope you "liked" that. That was an impressive rant, I'm not even mad about it.
It was like a checklist.
Liberal ✔️
Organically Grown ✔️
Terrorist-coddling ✔️
Illegal-alien-abetting ✔️
It was like a checklist.
Liberal ✔️
Organically Grown ✔️
Terrorist-coddling ✔️
Illegal-alien-abetting ✔️
March 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I hope you "liked" that. That was an impressive rant, I'm not even mad about it.
It was like a checklist.
Liberal ✔️
Organically Grown ✔️
Terrorist-coddling ✔️
Illegal-alien-abetting ✔️
It was like a checklist.
Liberal ✔️
Organically Grown ✔️
Terrorist-coddling ✔️
Illegal-alien-abetting ✔️
Bro, trust the process. They're still draining the swamp. You sound like a libtard...
March 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Bro, trust the process. They're still draining the swamp. You sound like a libtard...
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This seems appropriate to share with my followers.
January 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This seems appropriate to share with my followers.
You go outside and the vitamin D hits your pale white skin. The warm radiation makes you feel like you popped molly and honestly that is the type of shit that keeps the fucking toaster out of my bathtub.
January 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
You go outside and the vitamin D hits your pale white skin. The warm radiation makes you feel like you popped molly and honestly that is the type of shit that keeps the fucking toaster out of my bathtub.