White Jesus
@white-jesus.bsky.social
Portland, OR Native
Specialties including:
Dark Humor
Sarcasm
Annoyingly Self-Aware
ADHD Superpowers (Like Aquaman, not Superman)
Handle is meant to be funny. If Jesus were real he wouldn't be white.
Specialties including:
Dark Humor
Sarcasm
Annoyingly Self-Aware
ADHD Superpowers (Like Aquaman, not Superman)
Handle is meant to be funny. If Jesus were real he wouldn't be white.
Reposted by White Jesus
Unpopular opinion: Your mental health isn't an excuse for your bad behavior.
Me: What about my astrological sign? Can that be an excuse? "Sorry I punched you in the face, but I am a Sagittarius and that is just what we do when Mercury is in retrograde. lol"
Me: What about my astrological sign? Can that be an excuse? "Sorry I punched you in the face, but I am a Sagittarius and that is just what we do when Mercury is in retrograde. lol"
January 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Unpopular opinion: Your mental health isn't an excuse for your bad behavior.
Me: What about my astrological sign? Can that be an excuse? "Sorry I punched you in the face, but I am a Sagittarius and that is just what we do when Mercury is in retrograde. lol"
Me: What about my astrological sign? Can that be an excuse? "Sorry I punched you in the face, but I am a Sagittarius and that is just what we do when Mercury is in retrograde. lol"
Me: I am dead on the inside
Also Me: *high pitch squealing*
Also Me: *high pitch squealing*
January 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Me: I am dead on the inside
Also Me: *high pitch squealing*
Also Me: *high pitch squealing*
The next 2.5 months is Portland's long gloom of winter. As a native, I have learned to love the long gloom, because it leads to that one sunny day in mid-March where the clouds part and temperature creeps up to 60-ish°.
January 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
The next 2.5 months is Portland's long gloom of winter. As a native, I have learned to love the long gloom, because it leads to that one sunny day in mid-March where the clouds part and temperature creeps up to 60-ish°.