Whistleby Brisket
@whistlebybrisket.bsky.social
rabid dog lover
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A lot of things are happening right now. Clearly, letting things happen was a mistake. We need to ban happening, or things. Possibly both.
August 25, 2025 at 10:37 AM
A lot of things are happening right now. Clearly, letting things happen was a mistake. We need to ban happening, or things. Possibly both.
Lincoln The Description
April 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Lincoln The Description
what kind of poet mechanic came up with “serpentine belt”
April 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
what kind of poet mechanic came up with “serpentine belt”
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When you take your dog to an obedience class establish dominance by going up to the oldest dog there and teaching it a new trick
February 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
When you take your dog to an obedience class establish dominance by going up to the oldest dog there and teaching it a new trick
i know a douchebag is a real thing but i hope a scumbag isn't
January 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i know a douchebag is a real thing but i hope a scumbag isn't
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a lotta cats get stressed on NYE because if you don't lock lips with a fine a piece of tail you're a turkey
December 31, 2023 at 2:41 PM
a lotta cats get stressed on NYE because if you don't lock lips with a fine a piece of tail you're a turkey
seems like every version of Silent Night is sung with a little more emotion than the last, and we can't do this forever guys
December 14, 2024 at 1:42 PM
seems like every version of Silent Night is sung with a little more emotion than the last, and we can't do this forever guys
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Jack Frost nipping out his clothes
December 4, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Jack Frost nipping out his clothes
On your first day in prison, find the biggest guy and punch him in the mouth. He's used to it. Might have to wait in line if there are a lot of new arrivals that day.
December 12, 2024 at 3:02 PM
On your first day in prison, find the biggest guy and punch him in the mouth. He's used to it. Might have to wait in line if there are a lot of new arrivals that day.
did the dogs that barked jingle bells bark any other songs, or was this a one hit wonder situation
December 11, 2024 at 5:42 PM
did the dogs that barked jingle bells bark any other songs, or was this a one hit wonder situation
the dogs who barked jingle bells were probably pretty fuckin annoying in a home invasion scenario
December 10, 2024 at 5:13 PM
the dogs who barked jingle bells were probably pretty fuckin annoying in a home invasion scenario
ladies if you're struggling for an xmas gift idea for your man, you can never go wrong by writing a country song about what you'd do to a girl who tried to steal him away
November 24, 2024 at 5:25 PM
ladies if you're struggling for an xmas gift idea for your man, you can never go wrong by writing a country song about what you'd do to a girl who tried to steal him away
i once dated a girl with a pierced brosnan
November 19, 2024 at 2:11 PM
i once dated a girl with a pierced brosnan
I have reached the ex-claymation point in my life. Never again.
November 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I have reached the ex-claymation point in my life. Never again.
i'll remember covid as a time when we used words like "semblance" and "normalcy"
October 31, 2024 at 5:51 PM
i'll remember covid as a time when we used words like "semblance" and "normalcy"
"Penny Lane is in your ears, and in your eyes"
- Paul McCartney's doctor after he was run over by a car
- Paul McCartney's doctor after he was run over by a car
September 30, 2024 at 2:07 PM
"Penny Lane is in your ears, and in your eyes"
- Paul McCartney's doctor after he was run over by a car
- Paul McCartney's doctor after he was run over by a car
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FRIEND: didn’t your dad ever teach you to throw a ball
ME: of course
*20 years earlier*
My dad: the waltz is always in fashion
ME: of course
*20 years earlier*
My dad: the waltz is always in fashion
April 30, 2024 at 3:42 PM
FRIEND: didn’t your dad ever teach you to throw a ball
ME: of course
*20 years earlier*
My dad: the waltz is always in fashion
ME: of course
*20 years earlier*
My dad: the waltz is always in fashion
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My last words are going to be “here comes my dead body, deal with it”
June 1, 2024 at 1:54 PM
My last words are going to be “here comes my dead body, deal with it”
captain: we're going to have a temporary delay while we address a mechanical issue
passengers: *LOUD COMPLAINING"
captain: wow ok nvm
passengers: *LOUD COMPLAINING"
captain: wow ok nvm
March 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
captain: we're going to have a temporary delay while we address a mechanical issue
passengers: *LOUD COMPLAINING"
captain: wow ok nvm
passengers: *LOUD COMPLAINING"
captain: wow ok nvm
bag: Tear Here!
me: *tears*
bag: Great, thank you for tearing there. Now if you would like to access my contents, grab some scissors.
me: *tears*
bag: Great, thank you for tearing there. Now if you would like to access my contents, grab some scissors.
March 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
bag: Tear Here!
me: *tears*
bag: Great, thank you for tearing there. Now if you would like to access my contents, grab some scissors.
me: *tears*
bag: Great, thank you for tearing there. Now if you would like to access my contents, grab some scissors.
lean: a done ham
February 29, 2024 at 8:56 PM
lean: a done ham
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I wish I was still a kid so I could say the darndest things
August 10, 2023 at 5:36 PM
I wish I was still a kid so I could say the darndest things
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Everybody knows that Mr Duplicity from "You Oughta Know" was Dave Coulier, but did you know that Mr Play-It-Safe from "Ironic" was John Stamos?
follow me for more secret cryptic links between Full House and Alanis Morissette that the Illuminati are hiding
follow me for more secret cryptic links between Full House and Alanis Morissette that the Illuminati are hiding
August 10, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Everybody knows that Mr Duplicity from "You Oughta Know" was Dave Coulier, but did you know that Mr Play-It-Safe from "Ironic" was John Stamos?
follow me for more secret cryptic links between Full House and Alanis Morissette that the Illuminati are hiding
follow me for more secret cryptic links between Full House and Alanis Morissette that the Illuminati are hiding
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boomers got upset about WAP, but their generation had "WAP BOP A LOO BOP A LOP BAM BOOM" which stood for something much more shocking and offensive
August 8, 2023 at 4:03 PM
boomers got upset about WAP, but their generation had "WAP BOP A LOO BOP A LOP BAM BOOM" which stood for something much more shocking and offensive
