Living in the country is cool cause I just watched my neighbor pull a big ole trailer onto his property and he took down some fence line to do it and it was officially the most interesting thing I’ve seen all week 👍🏼

Made my dog a new spring bandana but he’s refused to model it properly

Hey ladies 😉

I saw a fully nude man! It was weird!

A spider I love has made babies in the bathroom, I am very proud but I feel like if I share this info someone might kill them 😩

Hell yeah getting our own California class ship on Star Trek: Lower Decks because a main character is from my podunk bedroom community! I ran it back like 8 times just to hear it again…and again…and again….

All my throw pillows have become dog pillows

Oh wow free Halloween costume if anyone wants to go as a straight guy or an 8 year old for Halloween

what a coincidence this is exactly the face I made when my wife SERIOUS AS SHIT says to me “what’s his name, SPARK?”