Beelzebuddy
@whiskyandbutter.bsky.social
Much beard. Owned by a Yorkie. Secular humanist. Ordinary, imaginary, tiger. Milwaukee, whisky, design, seven tenets. 🏳️🌈 Opinions are my own.
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Beelzebuddy
@whiskyandbutter.bsky.social
· Oct 20
“Legal willing and the WiFi don’t fail” is my corporate take on “god willing and the creek don’t rise.”
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
I anticipate that when the files are released it will only show democrat names. Because pedos protect pedos.
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I anticipate that when the files are released it will only show democrat names. Because pedos protect pedos.
Any of my #Milwaukee mutuals looking for work in tech support? I have a connection to a full-time tech support special role #hiring next month.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Any of my #Milwaukee mutuals looking for work in tech support? I have a connection to a full-time tech support special role #hiring next month.
Got smiled at today by the cute guy at Woodmans. Can only go downhill from here
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Got smiled at today by the cute guy at Woodmans. Can only go downhill from here
Hot take: guns kill more kids than thc. Like it’s not even comparable. GOP set to destroy more lives and businesses with their garbage nanny state nonsense. Party of freedoom.
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hot take: guns kill more kids than thc. Like it’s not even comparable. GOP set to destroy more lives and businesses with their garbage nanny state nonsense. Party of freedoom.
This happened today
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This happened today
Really missing my dog today 😣
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Really missing my dog today 😣
My guy asked me if we could swap a lemon for a lime in a chicken tortilla soup. I turned to him and said, “Really? You would put a lemon in de coconut and drank em bot up?”
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My guy asked me if we could swap a lemon for a lime in a chicken tortilla soup. I turned to him and said, “Really? You would put a lemon in de coconut and drank em bot up?”
Posse Comitatus Act.
#PosseComitatusAct
#PosseComitatusAct
October 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Posse Comitatus Act.
#PosseComitatusAct
#PosseComitatusAct
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Simpsons called it. youtu.be/0g4SCdox_pI?...
October 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Simpsons called it. youtu.be/0g4SCdox_pI?...
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Got a Christmas ad followed by a Minneapolis Police recruitment ad. That’s enough tv for today.
October 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Got a Christmas ad followed by a Minneapolis Police recruitment ad. That’s enough tv for today.
We had about a third less trick or treaters last night, notably less black and brown folk out ☹️
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
We had about a third less trick or treaters last night, notably less black and brown folk out ☹️
At the intersection of art and robotics. It didn’t have music, so I added music lol.
October 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
At the intersection of art and robotics. It didn’t have music, so I added music lol.
Rock tumbling moonstone we dug back in July…halfway to a mirror polish
October 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Rock tumbling moonstone we dug back in July…halfway to a mirror polish
Ope opera this weekend #FlorentineOpera #milwaukee
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Ope opera this weekend #FlorentineOpera #milwaukee
“Legal willing and the WiFi don’t fail” is my corporate take on “god willing and the creek don’t rise.”
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
“Legal willing and the WiFi don’t fail” is my corporate take on “god willing and the creek don’t rise.”
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
Tonight for Halloween we’re watching a film from the last century, the appropriate way! On compact disk!
October 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Tonight for Halloween we’re watching a film from the last century, the appropriate way! On compact disk!
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No, Svetlana did not look like her online pictures, but Ralph had spent almost twenty grand to get her here, and he was determined to make the best of it.
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
No, Svetlana did not look like her online pictures, but Ralph had spent almost twenty grand to get her here, and he was determined to make the best of it.
Hand out candy? In this economy??
No. I’m handing out fast food restaurant napkins.
No. I’m handing out fast food restaurant napkins.
October 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hand out candy? In this economy??
No. I’m handing out fast food restaurant napkins.
No. I’m handing out fast food restaurant napkins.
All this time I thought it was Sherman-Williams. It’s Sherwin. Sherwin!? Wth.
October 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
All this time I thought it was Sherman-Williams. It’s Sherwin. Sherwin!? Wth.
It’s Robert, like ribbit but with an o instead of an i, one b and an ert, no it.
October 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It’s Robert, like ribbit but with an o instead of an i, one b and an ert, no it.
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
NEWS: Mike Johnson just refused to swear in Adelita Grijalva AGAIN, leaving Arizona's 7th without a Congresswoman during the shutdown, and preventing the 218th signature to force the vote on the Epstein Files.
Just over 6 hours until we shutdown. I have the latest.
Just over 6 hours until we shutdown. I have the latest.
NEWS: Republicans Refuse to Swear in Adelita Grijalva Fearing Epstein Files Vote as Government Shutdown Nears
Good evening, everyone.
open.substack.com
September 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
Our Halloween decor is looking on point.
September 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Our Halloween decor is looking on point.
I was going to make a joke about how all the rapture folks sure were quiet today and then I realized oh wait no this is just the same hell.
September 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I was going to make a joke about how all the rapture folks sure were quiet today and then I realized oh wait no this is just the same hell.