A little bit of colour from back home.

You ever think that genuinely someone might have completely lost the ability to tell what product will sell and what won’t?

I’m not sure at what point Bono became the most tedious man in Ireland but by fuck is he comfortable in his rut

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

someone photoshop Boris Becker onto this please

“Say Drake”

Can I include the context for the line choice? Because as a Norn Irishman who was living in England at the time this was coming out, seeing a bunch of skinheads awaken a certain sleeping king to drive the foreigners out of Britain only for this to happen? Absolutely perfect.

Been feeling his vibes a lot

My fave:

It’s been a long aul week but the good lord has sent me the solution

Fellas, don’t believe it.

Takin’ da gal somewhere real nice tonite