𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐍 𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐘.
@whiskeyroses.bsky.social
MOJAVE’S BUZZIN’ LIKE A CAZADOR NOW.
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ NOBODY’S DICK
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ IS THAT LONG,
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ NOT EVEN LONG
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ DICK JOHNSON !
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ IS THAT LONG,
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ NOT EVEN LONG
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ DICK JOHNSON !
GOOD MORNIN’.
March 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
GOOD MORNIN’.
[ color her impressed. ]
they’re not used to guns where you’re from?
[ brow raises. still, she’s examining her closely — admittedly, nitpicking is important here. ]
they’re not used to guns where you’re from?
[ brow raises. still, she’s examining her closely — admittedly, nitpicking is important here. ]
( she's a quick study, her posture is perfect & she has a warrior's intuition for weapons. )
p'haps i'll take one of these weapons home & fell the gods with devices unknown even to them.
p'haps i'll take one of these weapons home & fell the gods with devices unknown even to them.
okay. good.
i’m gonna give you the gun. one hand on the stock.
[ pointing to the stock. ]
and your other’s gonna go on the forend, okay?
[ pointing to the forend. then, offering the gun, moving to stand behind her. ]
finger away from the trigger, we’re not shooting yet.
i’m gonna give you the gun. one hand on the stock.
[ pointing to the stock. ]
and your other’s gonna go on the forend, okay?
[ pointing to the forend. then, offering the gun, moving to stand behind her. ]
finger away from the trigger, we’re not shooting yet.
November 27, 2024 at 5:27 AM
[ color her impressed. ]
they’re not used to guns where you’re from?
[ brow raises. still, she’s examining her closely — admittedly, nitpicking is important here. ]
they’re not used to guns where you’re from?
[ brow raises. still, she’s examining her closely — admittedly, nitpicking is important here. ]
okay. good.
i’m gonna give you the gun. one hand on the stock.
[ pointing to the stock. ]
and your other’s gonna go on the forend, okay?
[ pointing to the forend. then, offering the gun, moving to stand behind her. ]
finger away from the trigger, we’re not shooting yet.
i’m gonna give you the gun. one hand on the stock.
[ pointing to the stock. ]
and your other’s gonna go on the forend, okay?
[ pointing to the forend. then, offering the gun, moving to stand behind her. ]
finger away from the trigger, we’re not shooting yet.
oh, no, be my guest.
( she's not only blushing, but is possibly the most tense person in the entire world. )
( she's not only blushing, but is possibly the most tense person in the entire world. )
yes, ma’am.
don’t worry about paying me back. it’s a skill you’ll need around here.
you mind if i touch you? i’ll get your arms and your body positioned right.
don’t worry about paying me back. it’s a skill you’ll need around here.
you mind if i touch you? i’ll get your arms and your body positioned right.
November 27, 2024 at 2:09 AM
okay. good.
i’m gonna give you the gun. one hand on the stock.
[ pointing to the stock. ]
and your other’s gonna go on the forend, okay?
[ pointing to the forend. then, offering the gun, moving to stand behind her. ]
finger away from the trigger, we’re not shooting yet.
i’m gonna give you the gun. one hand on the stock.
[ pointing to the stock. ]
and your other’s gonna go on the forend, okay?
[ pointing to the forend. then, offering the gun, moving to stand behind her. ]
finger away from the trigger, we’re not shooting yet.
yes, ma’am.
don’t worry about paying me back. it’s a skill you’ll need around here.
you mind if i touch you? i’ll get your arms and your body positioned right.
don’t worry about paying me back. it’s a skill you’ll need around here.
you mind if i touch you? i’ll get your arms and your body positioned right.
do this & i will be in your debt.
i can show you how to use it, if you want.
November 27, 2024 at 2:03 AM
yes, ma’am.
don’t worry about paying me back. it’s a skill you’ll need around here.
you mind if i touch you? i’ll get your arms and your body positioned right.
don’t worry about paying me back. it’s a skill you’ll need around here.
you mind if i touch you? i’ll get your arms and your body positioned right.
huntin’ shitheads.
November 27, 2024 at 1:56 AM
huntin’ shitheads.
i can show you how to use it, if you want.
i see.
it is a wonderful contraption.
it is a wonderful contraption.
uh, yeah, sorta.
it shoots like that ‘cause of a small explosion that happens in the chamber.
it shoots like that ‘cause of a small explosion that happens in the chamber.
November 27, 2024 at 1:55 AM
i can show you how to use it, if you want.
uh, yeah, sorta.
it shoots like that ‘cause of a small explosion that happens in the chamber.
it shoots like that ‘cause of a small explosion that happens in the chamber.
am-mo... yes.
some entrapment of enchanted fire? how can it shoot with such ferocity?
some entrapment of enchanted fire? how can it shoot with such ferocity?
so, you hold it — keep your finger above the trigger when you’re just aiming it. when you’re ready to shoot, pull the trigger. it’s only got so much ammo before you need to change it.
November 26, 2024 at 10:57 PM
uh, yeah, sorta.
it shoots like that ‘cause of a small explosion that happens in the chamber.
it shoots like that ‘cause of a small explosion that happens in the chamber.
so, you hold it — keep your finger above the trigger when you’re just aiming it. when you’re ready to shoot, pull the trigger. it’s only got so much ammo before you need to change it.
how does it work? this instrument of death.
shotgun needs maintenance. damn.
November 26, 2024 at 10:25 PM
so, you hold it — keep your finger above the trigger when you’re just aiming it. when you’re ready to shoot, pull the trigger. it’s only got so much ammo before you need to change it.
shotgun needs maintenance. damn.
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
shotgun needs maintenance. damn.
i —
look. it’s nothing.
look. it’s nothing.
okay, tough guy, whatever you say.
no, no. ‘s fine.
November 26, 2024 at 12:19 AM
i —
look. it’s nothing.
look. it’s nothing.
no, no. ‘s fine.
you should head home.
slammin’ her bottle on the bar. tired eyes. disgruntled, clearly.
November 26, 2024 at 12:01 AM
no, no. ‘s fine.
slammin’ her bottle on the bar. tired eyes. disgruntled, clearly.
November 25, 2024 at 9:21 PM
slammin’ her bottle on the bar. tired eyes. disgruntled, clearly.
maybe. i dunno, it’s all the same to me.
It’d be better to get there faster, that way when you’re hungover it won’t be so bad . . Maybe.
hey, night’s still young. i’ll get there.
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 AM
maybe. i dunno, it’s all the same to me.
“i’ve got empty whiskey bottles and . . . “ she pauses, patting her jacket. “small bottles of liquor.”
nodding. she'd heard these general sentiments before.
“i see. anything to trade?”
“i see. anything to trade?”
“right. caesar’s a shithead good for nothing bitch. the legion thinks women are breeding sows. fucking disgusting. the ncr, uh — could be worse. bureaucratic nightmare.”
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 AM
“i’ve got empty whiskey bottles and . . . “ she pauses, patting her jacket. “small bottles of liquor.”
hey, night’s still young. i’ll get there.
Only six ? Better keep on the drinking.
i’ve had enough whiskey to knock out about six men, to be fair.
November 22, 2024 at 5:38 AM
hey, night’s still young. i’ll get there.
“right. caesar’s a shithead good for nothing bitch. the legion thinks women are breeding sows. fucking disgusting. the ncr, uh — could be worse. bureaucratic nightmare.”
“oh. tell me about the legion & the ncr.”
oh, god, that’s not what she had been anticipating.
“uh, no.”
it’s not really a lie.
“uh, no.”
it’s not really a lie.
November 22, 2024 at 5:38 AM
“right. caesar’s a shithead good for nothing bitch. the legion thinks women are breeding sows. fucking disgusting. the ncr, uh — could be worse. bureaucratic nightmare.”
i’ve had enough whiskey to knock out about six men, to be fair.
Just a big fat lie.
life is beautiful.
November 22, 2024 at 5:33 AM
i’ve had enough whiskey to knock out about six men, to be fair.
life is beautiful.
November 22, 2024 at 5:04 AM
life is beautiful.
picking at her skin. wandering. life feels beautiful at the moment.
November 22, 2024 at 4:46 AM
picking at her skin. wandering. life feels beautiful at the moment.
oh, god, that’s not what she had been anticipating.
“uh, no.”
it’s not really a lie.
“uh, no.”
it’s not really a lie.
turning to really stare at her. focusing on like a laser. her eyes are huge.
“have you heard any rumors around town lately?”
“have you heard any rumors around town lately?”
sat pretty at the bar. cigarette rests between her lips, a brief reprieve from the bottle.
November 22, 2024 at 3:37 AM
oh, god, that’s not what she had been anticipating.
“uh, no.”
it’s not really a lie.
“uh, no.”
it’s not really a lie.
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sat pretty at the bar. cigarette rests between her lips, a brief reprieve from the bottle.
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 AM
sat pretty at the bar. cigarette rests between her lips, a brief reprieve from the bottle.
“there ya are. got tired of sittin’ pretty and waitin’ for you.” it’s slightly smug, arms crossed over her chest. her enthusiasm is subtle, but she’s happy enough to see @kickinthehead.bsky.social.
“you ready to head out? i’m ( parched. * )”
it’s somewhat dramatic, but still light enough. +
“you ready to head out? i’m ( parched. * )”
it’s somewhat dramatic, but still light enough. +
November 22, 2024 at 12:23 AM
“there ya are. got tired of sittin’ pretty and waitin’ for you.” it’s slightly smug, arms crossed over her chest. her enthusiasm is subtle, but she’s happy enough to see @kickinthehead.bsky.social.
“you ready to head out? i’m ( parched. * )”
it’s somewhat dramatic, but still light enough. +
“you ready to head out? i’m ( parched. * )”
it’s somewhat dramatic, but still light enough. +
/ anyway. here’s a starter call lol
November 21, 2024 at 8:03 PM
/ anyway. here’s a starter call lol
/ ok hi i need to say this: i am not a lewd account. i am not going to interact w accounts that so much as have “sub” or “dom” in their pinned. i do not write lewd. i don’t care if you do, but i am not writing with you. i am more than likely going to block.
November 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
/ ok hi i need to say this: i am not a lewd account. i am not going to interact w accounts that so much as have “sub” or “dom” in their pinned. i do not write lewd. i don’t care if you do, but i am not writing with you. i am more than likely going to block.