Oh come on, that is gold. Meh...someone probably beat me to it.

Dracula?

Okay, I speak for everyone when I say we very much wish to know who won that?

Ooof. You don't honestly think that is happening I hope. It's exploding. Literally where I work is summarizes all the information in your phone call so you don't have to take notes. It organizes it into catagories, it's actually kind of scary. You don't have to write a thing down

I don't wish to alarm you but Donald Trump makes that same face at the constitution.

No I remember masturbation, don't worry

Did something happen between then and now? If not....Ssup gurl....wat u doin?

We require further evidence in the form of photos.

Meh, coming from a CIS white dude...they are both right.

The food is terrible

How do you know she is not just uploading data?

I do not understand the geometry I am seeing here

1 is enough to go to legal war over until they serve justice. That's 1000 enoughs

Not a good sign

I have this fantasy in which I am Captain Emerson Emberly, captain of the stout three mast frigate H.M.S. Reflection. Anyway so this midshipmen.....WAIT THAT WAS YOU!!!?

They honestly just don't like explaining to casting directors that they have a lot of sag's

Imagine how Trump feels when it turned out to be Bill Clinton.