WhiskeyJack
@whiskeyjack.bsky.social
Lover and hobbyist composer of Orchestral music and orchestration, also a lover of music theory and history. Fiction nerd, mostly horror and sci fi in all forms, just looking for good chats
New conspiracy theory: When Trump gave the BJ, There was actually a second shooter on the grassy knoll.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
New conspiracy theory: When Trump gave the BJ, There was actually a second shooter on the grassy knoll.
Hopefully, when all this is over, society will be forced to ask how a Donald Trump was even possible, and address that.
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hopefully, when all this is over, society will be forced to ask how a Donald Trump was even possible, and address that.
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IN THIS ESSAY I WILL: demonstrate, with 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 analysis, that Blockbuster’s 2010 bankruptcy and the closure of its 2K stores constituted an act of structural homophobia.
One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,
(1/42069)
One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,
(1/42069)
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
IN THIS ESSAY I WILL: demonstrate, with 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘣𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 analysis, that Blockbuster’s 2010 bankruptcy and the closure of its 2K stores constituted an act of structural homophobia.
One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,
(1/42069)
One must recognize Blockbuster not merely as a rental chain, but as a liminal lesbian threshold-space,
(1/42069)
I miss M.sadly will never hear from her again
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I miss M.sadly will never hear from her again
If I was Frankenstein's monster....I would just want three penises and to never get fat. Icarus flew too close to the sun wanting an undead babe.
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
If I was Frankenstein's monster....I would just want three penises and to never get fat. Icarus flew too close to the sun wanting an undead babe.
I just want to remind everyone this Thanksgiving season of the greatest kill in slasher history in which the killer feeds the kitty and pats its head before leaving
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYc...
Thanksgiving (2023) - Wire Beheading Scene | Movieclips
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November 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I just want to remind everyone this Thanksgiving season of the greatest kill in slasher history in which the killer feeds the kitty and pats its head before leaving
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUYc...
Look, I am not saying Mahler condoned violence in his 6th symphony but
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Look, I am not saying Mahler condoned violence in his 6th symphony but
She was not, in my opinion, a very good person but one of my ex's still said the funniest things about kinky sex I have ever heard "I'm first nations, we use the whole animal."
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
She was not, in my opinion, a very good person but one of my ex's still said the funniest things about kinky sex I have ever heard "I'm first nations, we use the whole animal."
Okay, I am having a weird night and intend to terrorize Bluesky until I find that needle in a haystack conversation. I am trying to crowd source bonkers questions to ask like "If you could only eat three foods for the rest of your life, how the fuck would that be the case?"
November 17, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Okay, I am having a weird night and intend to terrorize Bluesky until I find that needle in a haystack conversation. I am trying to crowd source bonkers questions to ask like "If you could only eat three foods for the rest of your life, how the fuck would that be the case?"
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me when i’ve lost my lighter
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
me when i’ve lost my lighter
There are people in this world who do not think a beaver doing beaver stuff is the cutest thing ever, and those people are wrong.
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
There are people in this world who do not think a beaver doing beaver stuff is the cutest thing ever, and those people are wrong.
Pro Tip: If you suspect you are really in a horror movie, wear a cardigan over a band shirt. The writer cant kill a person who is both cozy and cool. I just saved your life brah.
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pro Tip: If you suspect you are really in a horror movie, wear a cardigan over a band shirt. The writer cant kill a person who is both cozy and cool. I just saved your life brah.
Look, I know everyone hates AI but I asked it to make this and you gotta admit, it absolutely nailed it.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Look, I know everyone hates AI but I asked it to make this and you gotta admit, it absolutely nailed it.
There are not enough awkward conversations on here anymore.
November 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
There are not enough awkward conversations on here anymore.
Everyone makes fun of Death Metal logos being unreadable but this guy did it first.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Everyone makes fun of Death Metal logos being unreadable but this guy did it first.
Look, all I am saying here is no one has conducted any large sample size research that trail mix for supper is a bad idea.
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Look, all I am saying here is no one has conducted any large sample size research that trail mix for supper is a bad idea.
Oh no! The shirt I wanted to wear is buried at the bottom of my clean laundry pile! There is no conceivable solution to this problem!
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh no! The shirt I wanted to wear is buried at the bottom of my clean laundry pile! There is no conceivable solution to this problem!
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I cannot sleep, for the love of God someone do something entertaining
October 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I cannot sleep, for the love of God someone do something entertaining
We don't know what alien genitals look like so what if crop circles are just an alien drawing penises on other planets?
October 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
We don't know what alien genitals look like so what if crop circles are just an alien drawing penises on other planets?
The worst music of all music is that uobeat pop rock jazz fusion they okay during the commercials before a movie in the theater starts.
October 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The worst music of all music is that uobeat pop rock jazz fusion they okay during the commercials before a movie in the theater starts.
Good boy is about to start :)
October 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Good boy is about to start :)
Has anyone else found themself not using Bluesky much as of late?
September 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Has anyone else found themself not using Bluesky much as of late?
When people say "it's raining" what it? I have never known such fear.
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 PM
When people say "it's raining" what it? I have never known such fear.
Just Satan playing a Vielle, nothing to see here
September 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Just Satan playing a Vielle, nothing to see here