Christie
@whiskeychristie.bsky.social
Angeleno, 90006
Dog agility person
Sex posi punx
Dog agility person
Sex posi punx
Truly there’s a special place in hell for bosses who say “we’re not having a holiday party this year because we’d rather spend the money on bonuses for the staff,” and then not give bonuses to the staff
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Truly there’s a special place in hell for bosses who say “we’re not having a holiday party this year because we’d rather spend the money on bonuses for the staff,” and then not give bonuses to the staff
My siblings in Christ, this is Los Angeles. Check the goddamn weather forecast before asking people to wear Christmas sweaters
December 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
My siblings in Christ, this is Los Angeles. Check the goddamn weather forecast before asking people to wear Christmas sweaters
Starting Stranger Things season 5.. maybe this season we’ll finally get that Nancy-Jonathan-Steve poly triad I’ve been hoping for
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Starting Stranger Things season 5.. maybe this season we’ll finally get that Nancy-Jonathan-Steve poly triad I’ve been hoping for
Wanted: a sidepiece but not for sex, just for company at agility trials
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Wanted: a sidepiece but not for sex, just for company at agility trials
Today’s really been one of those ”worst of both worlds” kinda days
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Today’s really been one of those ”worst of both worlds” kinda days
The lasting power of Back to the Hotel by N2 Deep
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
The lasting power of Back to the Hotel by N2 Deep
If Strongbad was from Strongbadia… is Sinbad from Sinbadia?
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
If Strongbad was from Strongbadia… is Sinbad from Sinbadia?
I’m disappointed that I haven’t seen a SINGLE friend post about Mamdani’s win with “New York’s Alright if you like saxophones” as their background music
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m disappointed that I haven’t seen a SINGLE friend post about Mamdani’s win with “New York’s Alright if you like saxophones” as their background music
I sure wish I was hiking today instead of working
October 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I sure wish I was hiking today instead of working
First dates at a churrasceria..
Like, wtf. That is a long term relationship destination if there ever was one. I have anxiety just thinking about trying to pretend to eat “like a lady” when there’s a buffet and they’re bringing the meats out on skewers
Like, wtf. That is a long term relationship destination if there ever was one. I have anxiety just thinking about trying to pretend to eat “like a lady” when there’s a buffet and they’re bringing the meats out on skewers
October 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
First dates at a churrasceria..
Like, wtf. That is a long term relationship destination if there ever was one. I have anxiety just thinking about trying to pretend to eat “like a lady” when there’s a buffet and they’re bringing the meats out on skewers
Like, wtf. That is a long term relationship destination if there ever was one. I have anxiety just thinking about trying to pretend to eat “like a lady” when there’s a buffet and they’re bringing the meats out on skewers
I hope someone out there has a cocker spaniel named Jarvis
September 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I hope someone out there has a cocker spaniel named Jarvis
Gee whoever would have thought that eating half a roasted garlic and shallot pizza wouldn’t treat my 42 year old tum very well
September 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Gee whoever would have thought that eating half a roasted garlic and shallot pizza wouldn’t treat my 42 year old tum very well
Dang the women’s bathroom line at the Pulp concert is a meme in itself
September 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Dang the women’s bathroom line at the Pulp concert is a meme in itself
Need an emotional support dark, cavernous Mexican restaurant
August 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Need an emotional support dark, cavernous Mexican restaurant
I watched South Park for the first time in like 20 years
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I watched South Park for the first time in like 20 years
Can we finally talk about western states secession? Civil war is here at our front door.
July 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Can we finally talk about western states secession? Civil war is here at our front door.
“No matter how bad you smell like pee, I will never not love you”
Me to my dog, my cat, and downtown LA
Me to my dog, my cat, and downtown LA
July 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“No matter how bad you smell like pee, I will never not love you”
Me to my dog, my cat, and downtown LA
Me to my dog, my cat, and downtown LA
The last day of vacation is always big sad
July 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The last day of vacation is always big sad
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Texas Bans Consensual Sex
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June 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Texas Bans Consensual Sex
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I hope someone out there has a beagle named Ed Beagley Junior
June 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I hope someone out there has a beagle named Ed Beagley Junior
I’m envious of my husband, who has been on the same work call for so many hours that I don’t think he’s seen what’s going down in DTLA
June 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m envious of my husband, who has been on the same work call for so many hours that I don’t think he’s seen what’s going down in DTLA
My god, do I love listening to a sports game on the radio while I’m high and cooking dinner
May 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My god, do I love listening to a sports game on the radio while I’m high and cooking dinner
Nothing more cringe than someone bragging about how long they’ve been married when they also act like they hate their spouse’s guts
May 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Nothing more cringe than someone bragging about how long they’ve been married when they also act like they hate their spouse’s guts
Unpopular opinion: Costco gas is wildly overrated
May 2, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Unpopular opinion: Costco gas is wildly overrated
all right fuck me up, Ken Burns jazz documentary series
April 29, 2025 at 4:36 AM
all right fuck me up, Ken Burns jazz documentary series