Very cute, but this is the bitch move. The correct answer is to cave his fuckin' skull in the moment you see his jacket patches.

Praying to Santa Claus so he'll bring me a few pounds of Livermush for Christmas 🤞🤞

This is not the first time in my life I've solved all my problems by fucking off to the bar and singing karaoke, and it certainly won't be the last.

You've heard of the Unreliable Narrator. May I present the, perhaps much more frustrating, Unreliable Dungeon Master.

The Substance is one of those movies that I didn't hear about at all when it came out, but I keep hearing it positively mentioned by people online often enough that I'm eventually like "Was this good? Should I watch this?