Whirlwound
@whirlwound.bsky.social
Critter, QI-tter, 8-Bitter
N/A / Irrelevant; nobody's looking anyway.
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5-decade gamer
Backlogs (plural) can measure First Downs
Forge-world Tech Priest
Drowning in dice
Laura Bailey is my warlock patron
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
N/A / Irrelevant; nobody's looking anyway.
⚽️🐈⬛🦁🏈🐬🏀🪄
5-decade gamer
Backlogs (plural) can measure First Downs
Forge-world Tech Priest
Drowning in dice
Laura Bailey is my warlock patron
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
Not to mention it’s in the Daily Hate Mail, which is currently aiming to Borgify the Torygraph.
Just imagine. All that far right vitriol and falsehood consolidated and concentrated into one body.
Just imagine. All that far right vitriol and falsehood consolidated and concentrated into one body.
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not to mention it’s in the Daily Hate Mail, which is currently aiming to Borgify the Torygraph.
Just imagine. All that far right vitriol and falsehood consolidated and concentrated into one body.
Just imagine. All that far right vitriol and falsehood consolidated and concentrated into one body.
Oh I get that, it’s not a hard bit of etymology to break down.
Just the XL is like 80lbs, man. A whack with that ain’t gonna tickle. Then consider the LX is at least another 50% on top…
Just the XL is like 80lbs, man. A whack with that ain’t gonna tickle. Then consider the LX is at least another 50% on top…
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Oh I get that, it’s not a hard bit of etymology to break down.
Just the XL is like 80lbs, man. A whack with that ain’t gonna tickle. Then consider the LX is at least another 50% on top…
Just the XL is like 80lbs, man. A whack with that ain’t gonna tickle. Then consider the LX is at least another 50% on top…
Well, you know, get heavier as you go - start with the XL Opus, lead on to the L Opus, then the LX Opus, and just work your way up from there…
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Well, you know, get heavier as you go - start with the XL Opus, lead on to the L Opus, then the LX Opus, and just work your way up from there…
And I hope that book is the NFL Opus.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
And I hope that book is the NFL Opus.
Totally a distraction. GET BACK ON THE EPSTEIN FILES.
November 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Totally a distraction. GET BACK ON THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Same reason Per & Marie didn’t call their 2012 album Two-rism.
Just over a week away from my third Wembley Arena gig. Lena could never replace Marie, but from listening to the new single she’s not trying to.
Just over a week away from my third Wembley Arena gig. Lena could never replace Marie, but from listening to the new single she’s not trying to.
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Same reason Per & Marie didn’t call their 2012 album Two-rism.
Just over a week away from my third Wembley Arena gig. Lena could never replace Marie, but from listening to the new single she’s not trying to.
Just over a week away from my third Wembley Arena gig. Lena could never replace Marie, but from listening to the new single she’s not trying to.
Good news sir: we’ve got a plan that’s going to make you look a certified goddamn genius. Bad news is that it’ll take 25 years to come to fruition.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Good news sir: we’ve got a plan that’s going to make you look a certified goddamn genius. Bad news is that it’ll take 25 years to come to fruition.
Egad. Vinny? Really? You had Vinny Testaverde on the cover when it could've been Dan Marino, John Elway, Jim Kelly, Phil Simms, Randall Cunningham, Warren Moon...?
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Egad. Vinny? Really? You had Vinny Testaverde on the cover when it could've been Dan Marino, John Elway, Jim Kelly, Phil Simms, Randall Cunningham, Warren Moon...?
I thought I recognised those characters. I had a raw (undubbed/un-subbed) 3rd-gen copy of that!
Episode 2 was insane. It was basically an Interplanetary Swimwear edition of It's A Knockout. Good job Stuart Hall didn't exist in anime, the nonce.
Episode 2 was insane. It was basically an Interplanetary Swimwear edition of It's A Knockout. Good job Stuart Hall didn't exist in anime, the nonce.
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I thought I recognised those characters. I had a raw (undubbed/un-subbed) 3rd-gen copy of that!
Episode 2 was insane. It was basically an Interplanetary Swimwear edition of It's A Knockout. Good job Stuart Hall didn't exist in anime, the nonce.
Episode 2 was insane. It was basically an Interplanetary Swimwear edition of It's A Knockout. Good job Stuart Hall didn't exist in anime, the nonce.
The very definition of shitting in one’s own garden.
Rampant cognitive dissonance.
Rampant cognitive dissonance.
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The very definition of shitting in one’s own garden.
Rampant cognitive dissonance.
Rampant cognitive dissonance.
Eh. Glad I got some kip in last night for a change then.
It's not a proper Grey Cup for me unless there's comedic levels of snow.
It's not a proper Grey Cup for me unless there's comedic levels of snow.
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Eh. Glad I got some kip in last night for a change then.
It's not a proper Grey Cup for me unless there's comedic levels of snow.
It's not a proper Grey Cup for me unless there's comedic levels of snow.
Have another dig, it’s worth it if you go about it the right way. The replicating mechanic takes getting used to, but I found it helped to take less-obvious solutions instead of going the proverbial Route-One. Kept things fresh.
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Have another dig, it’s worth it if you go about it the right way. The replicating mechanic takes getting used to, but I found it helped to take less-obvious solutions instead of going the proverbial Route-One. Kept things fresh.
Coughing it up twice on 4th and a fart, I dunno. Done that way too much - especially when said fart would break the plane of the goal line.
He does realise that the 3 you have is more than the 7 you don't, right?
He does realise that the 3 you have is more than the 7 you don't, right?
November 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Coughing it up twice on 4th and a fart, I dunno. Done that way too much - especially when said fart would break the plane of the goal line.
He does realise that the 3 you have is more than the 7 you don't, right?
He does realise that the 3 you have is more than the 7 you don't, right?
… does he swallow his pride, finally take Thia’s well-intentioned (as she saw it) advice to heart and use his environment as another weapon. Like the predator he strove so hard to become.
Wouldn’t exactly call it a groundbreaking movie, but it was a fun enough ride. Worth streaming if you miss it.
Wouldn’t exactly call it a groundbreaking movie, but it was a fun enough ride. Worth streaming if you miss it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
… does he swallow his pride, finally take Thia’s well-intentioned (as she saw it) advice to heart and use his environment as another weapon. Like the predator he strove so hard to become.
Wouldn’t exactly call it a groundbreaking movie, but it was a fun enough ride. Worth streaming if you miss it.
Wouldn’t exactly call it a groundbreaking movie, but it was a fun enough ride. Worth streaming if you miss it.
Having the hunter as the wronged protagonist is a refreshing change for what I’ve seen of the franchise - especially given Dek’s diminished status.
I found myself rooting for the guy as he found himself assailed from all angles, by flora, fauna and corporate evil. Only once the tables turned… ⏩️
I found myself rooting for the guy as he found himself assailed from all angles, by flora, fauna and corporate evil. Only once the tables turned… ⏩️
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Having the hunter as the wronged protagonist is a refreshing change for what I’ve seen of the franchise - especially given Dek’s diminished status.
I found myself rooting for the guy as he found himself assailed from all angles, by flora, fauna and corporate evil. Only once the tables turned… ⏩️
I found myself rooting for the guy as he found himself assailed from all angles, by flora, fauna and corporate evil. Only once the tables turned… ⏩️
Dialogue is largely one-sided unless you speak Yautjan - though Elle Fanning shines as adorable-if-busted Weyland-Yutani (yes, them) synth Thia. Not so much as Tessa.
Thia gives off a much better sidekick vibe than certain other current deuteragonists I could mention (looking at you, Prime 4). ⏩️
Thia gives off a much better sidekick vibe than certain other current deuteragonists I could mention (looking at you, Prime 4). ⏩️
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Dialogue is largely one-sided unless you speak Yautjan - though Elle Fanning shines as adorable-if-busted Weyland-Yutani (yes, them) synth Thia. Not so much as Tessa.
Thia gives off a much better sidekick vibe than certain other current deuteragonists I could mention (looking at you, Prime 4). ⏩️
Thia gives off a much better sidekick vibe than certain other current deuteragonists I could mention (looking at you, Prime 4). ⏩️
You do what feels right to you when it feels right, dude. We’ll be around for when you do.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You do what feels right to you when it feels right, dude. We’ll be around for when you do.
Perpetually locked in a reverse threequel race against Half-Life and Portal.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Perpetually locked in a reverse threequel race against Half-Life and Portal.
Riley Broudie. Son of Ian. Subject of one of the Lightning Seeds’ most famous songs. Now guitarist in the group - and also Ian’s manager.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Riley Broudie. Son of Ian. Subject of one of the Lightning Seeds’ most famous songs. Now guitarist in the group - and also Ian’s manager.