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Whirlwound
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Critter, QI-tter, 8-Bitter
N/A / Irrelevant; nobody's looking anyway.

⚽️🐈‍⬛🦁🏈🐬🏀🪄

5-decade gamer
Backlogs (plural) can measure First Downs
Forge-world Tech Priest
Drowning in dice
Laura Bailey is my warlock patron
There's too much blood in my caffeine stream
Aw, fuck.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM
So apparently, if buses don’t turn up when they say they’re going to, get cancelled, AND rock up comedically late, meaning you get to work a whole half hour AFTER you’re meant to start - that’s YOUR FAULT.

Can someone please MAKE. THIS. ABSOLUTE. BONK. EYED. BULLSHIT. MAKE. SENSE.
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Some folk have just made it very clear this evening which side of the ball they’re on.

I don’t need that kind of poison. Nobody does.
November 17, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@maegodhavemercy.com Are you still having your 3D printer issues? Been pinging things off a pal who prints, and he asked if you've checked drivers and/or tried different software (Akura, Pusher?)… what you're using might possibly be sending an incorrect G-code to the printer? ('s all Finnish to me…)
November 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Predator: Badlands

Not terrible, but I doubt director Dan Trachtenberg intended this to be as much of a comedy as I found it.

Dek the chibi-Yautja, having tasked himself with hunting down an unkillable creature on a known hellworld, finds himself clanless, a brother down and fighting to survive. ⏩️
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When you sleep even less than an evil sociopathic hag who was absolutely hell-the-actual-fuck-bent on obliterating the British welfare state in the 1980s…
do you know how bad your work-life balance has gotta be when even your political enemies are worried enough about your health and are telling you that you should get more sleep
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
They might have signed the petition to force a vote. That’s not even close to the files being released.

These fuckers are still Republicans. I don’t trust them as far as Ryan Leaf could throw them, never mind Dan Marino.

Let’s see which foot they kick with when the vote actually happens.
Which House Republicans Helped Force a Vote on Epstein Files — TIME
Four GOP lawmakers broke rank with their party to join House Democrats in a discharge petition that forces a floor vote on releasing Epstein files.
apple.news
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
@clintonyates.bsky.social Dude. Did you just throw an IMPLIED #SixSeven?
November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Apparently I don’t deserve to be protected against COVID because I’m only 53. I’m sure my elderly parents, creaking their way towards their tenth decade, appreciate all the morons who make no attempt to shield themselves.

I’ve lost close friends to COVID. Fucked if I’m losing them too. SIGN.
We Can Make an Impact.
Make COVID-19 Vaccines Universally Available in the UK - Free of Charge
www.change.org
October 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I mean who’d’a thunk that lies and racism designed to keep a gurning frog-faced self-entitled sociopath’s gravy train rolling would lead to economic disaster.

But hey, blue passports, amirite?

(Note for the fucktards at the back: in the 90s I had a BLACK one. You’re whining about COLOURS.)
“In its first formal review of UK trade policy since Brexit, the WTO found that UK trade performance had weakened since the 2008 financial crisis, with Brexit named among the chief causes of a marked slump in goods trade since 2018”

God, failure is tedious…

www.ft.com/content/8f4d...
Trade’s contribution to UK GDP ‘stagnated’ since Brexit, warns WTO
Export of goods are languishing at 17% below pre-Covid levels
www.ft.com
October 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Just two more months to endure…
October 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere

For me, like many others, The Boss didn't appear on my radar until Born In The USA. This story, the creation of the Nebraska album, is a compelling tale of how depression can take hold of anyone.

Jeremy Allen White is an excellent Bruce, bursting with energy… ⏭️
October 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This has to sting like an absolute bitch for the Seattle Mariners. This is as close as they’ve ever been in their 49 year existence to a #WorldSeries.

Two games up. 3 games to 2 up. Two runs up in Game 7. To get that near to their first Fall Classic but puke it up will hurt for quite some time.
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Trip prep:

🟢 currency bought
🟢 hotels all paid up
🔶 clothes packed
🔶 travel insurance sourced
🟥 rail pass
🟥 event bookings
🩵 lucked into a flu shot!
💢 …but apparently I still don’t deserve COVID protection. Not like my folks are heading for their 90s or anything…
October 16, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Tron: Ares 🧵

Now make zero bones about it: I ADORE the Tron franchise. It was my first geek movie. I took my niece to see Legacy on IMAX when she turned 10.

And I was really worried about this movie. We all know why: Jared Sodding Leto. The acting equivalent of cold vending-machine chicken soup. ⏭️
October 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’m not particularly a fan of either team, but I wouldn’t dislike a Mariners-Dodgers #WorldSeries2025. At least it’d be a series I could just relax into. And I’d like Seattle to win it at their first try.

Nothing against Toronto or Milwaukee either - but not Chicago. Not as a Cards fan. Stuff them.
October 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
There is going to be SO much ketchup on the walls at #1600, it'll be easier to just call it the Red House.

Suck it, you fat orange fascist bastard.
Nobel Peace Prize 2025 live updates: Venezuelan democracy activist María Corina Machado wins
Nominations closed in January but US President Donald Trump had led a public campaign to win the award.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 10, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Look me in the eye and tell me this isn't rampant fascism.
BREAKING: Stephen Miller—both Trump Administration capo and de facto head of DHS, ICE, and DOJ, has just declared that peaceful protesters are "street terrorists." Under an executive order signed by Trump just days ago, that means he is saying that all protesters in America can be arrested on sight.
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Just had some of my music collection’s album corrupt on me - bizarrely, just four albums by @jonathancoulton.bsky.social.

I’d been wanting to tinker with some new fonts i yoinked earlier in the week, so I cracked open Affinity Photo, and - welp.

Nice ligatures.
October 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Reposted by Whirlwound
Newsom for the win!
Newsom Epically Trolls Trump Border Czar After He Refuses To Follow Mask Mandate For ICE Agents
www.comicsands.com
September 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
…Spider? That you, man?
┌🟩〰️🔴┐🕷️ 🔫
September 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The first horse to speak so eloquently since Mister Ed.
🔴 A horse just pooped in
front of Canks at Windsor 🐥
September 19, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Louder for the fuckwits hopped up on Kool-aid at the back: SENATE REPUBLICANS just voted ABSOLUTE FUCKING GOOSE-STEP TO PROTECT NONCES. Because they know Jaffa The C**t the Fat Orange Fascist is one of them.

Government Of PAEDOPHILES

#Epstein #Trump
#EightySixFortySeven
#ReleaseTheFiles
#LockHIMUp
September 18, 2025 at 1:53 PM