William Highsmith
@whighsmith.bsky.social
Data Engineer @ Carter Center, Blue Ally, ATL Apps. Dad, SQL Nerd, Guitar picker
What in the collective delusion is even happening here?
May 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What in the collective delusion is even happening here?
Totinos out there boldly building the Torment Nexus pasta market. Dodged right by Doritos with this move
April 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Totinos out there boldly building the Torment Nexus pasta market. Dodged right by Doritos with this move
Beginning to suspect egg prices aren't going down
April 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Beginning to suspect egg prices aren't going down
Cant wait to see how Fox covers this this dumpster fire hearing she named "Anti-American Airwaves: Holding the Heads of NPR and PBS Accountable" 👀
March 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Cant wait to see how Fox covers this this dumpster fire hearing she named "Anti-American Airwaves: Holding the Heads of NPR and PBS Accountable" 👀
"Its just a simple ETL pipeline "
March 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Its just a simple ETL pipeline "
Every data person knows you cant process more than 40,000 rows locally, or your hard drive will combust. What a newb. 🤡
March 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Every data person knows you cant process more than 40,000 rows locally, or your hard drive will combust. What a newb. 🤡
Beautifully luscious deep red strawberries should be illegal if they taste like raw potatoes
March 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Beautifully luscious deep red strawberries should be illegal if they taste like raw potatoes
Aww boohoo all the fun people left my preciouses, now its just an angry sausage party with only my dumbest friends from high school, but hey, we correctly predicted a 50/50 election so at least we're lesser wronger on averager. 🤡
February 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Aww boohoo all the fun people left my preciouses, now its just an angry sausage party with only my dumbest friends from high school, but hey, we correctly predicted a 50/50 election so at least we're lesser wronger on averager. 🤡
Dad demoing an early EDI billing system he wrote. Miss you, man!
February 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Dad demoing an early EDI billing system he wrote. Miss you, man!
Average ETL pipeline
February 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Average ETL pipeline
Abandon SSMS they said.
Azure data studio is future.
Meanwhile...
Azure data studio is future.
Meanwhile...
February 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Abandon SSMS they said.
Azure data studio is future.
Meanwhile...
Azure data studio is future.
Meanwhile...
The people who cant explain a left join are telling us about databases
February 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The people who cant explain a left join are telling us about databases
Jamie Dimon is soo pissed about this disaterous WFH era.
February 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Jamie Dimon is soo pissed about this disaterous WFH era.
Maybe they'll rename it to Gulf of Affordable Healthcare and we can all celebrate the closest thing to affordable healthcare we'll ever see.
February 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Maybe they'll rename it to Gulf of Affordable Healthcare and we can all celebrate the closest thing to affordable healthcare we'll ever see.
This is horrifying.
February 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
This is horrifying.
Databases are dead, learn ML they said.
MEANWHILE.....
MEANWHILE.....
February 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Databases are dead, learn ML they said.
MEANWHILE.....
MEANWHILE.....
My great-great grandmother Kizzie (right) and her daughter Maude Agnes Highsmith. They were born 14 years apart. 1874 and 1888. Kizzie had a shotgun wedding to Lewis Hays when she was 13 & he was 16. 👀
February 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My great-great grandmother Kizzie (right) and her daughter Maude Agnes Highsmith. They were born 14 years apart. 1874 and 1888. Kizzie had a shotgun wedding to Lewis Hays when she was 13 & he was 16. 👀
