William Highsmith
@whighsmith.bsky.social
Data Engineer @ Carter Center, Blue Ally, ATL Apps. Dad, SQL Nerd, Guitar picker
People begging for Obama to return to politics are clowns. Is this peak desperate, or will we keep going lower?
June 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
People begging for Obama to return to politics are clowns. Is this peak desperate, or will we keep going lower?
I heard BS was a dead end liberal echo chamber which frankly sounds great rn.
Hi frens!!!!!!!!
Hi frens!!!!!!!!
June 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I heard BS was a dead end liberal echo chamber which frankly sounds great rn.
Hi frens!!!!!!!!
Hi frens!!!!!!!!
What in the collective delusion is even happening here?
May 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
What in the collective delusion is even happening here?
Its crazy how every 10 years conservatives rediscover's Springsteen's politics, but they still buy tickets when he comes to town and sing Born in the USA like its America, F#k Yeah, without the tiniest hint of the irony
May 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Its crazy how every 10 years conservatives rediscover's Springsteen's politics, but they still buy tickets when he comes to town and sing Born in the USA like its America, F#k Yeah, without the tiniest hint of the irony
Totinos out there boldly building the Torment Nexus pasta market. Dodged right by Doritos with this move
April 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Totinos out there boldly building the Torment Nexus pasta market. Dodged right by Doritos with this move
Are there any good AI call screeners?
I've been answering every call lately, and wow, it's constant scams, house buyers, and people who won't tell me why they're calling first.
Seems like a low lift for an 'agent' if I am to believe they are coming for my data engineering career soon. 🤣
I've been answering every call lately, and wow, it's constant scams, house buyers, and people who won't tell me why they're calling first.
Seems like a low lift for an 'agent' if I am to believe they are coming for my data engineering career soon. 🤣
April 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Are there any good AI call screeners?
I've been answering every call lately, and wow, it's constant scams, house buyers, and people who won't tell me why they're calling first.
Seems like a low lift for an 'agent' if I am to believe they are coming for my data engineering career soon. 🤣
I've been answering every call lately, and wow, it's constant scams, house buyers, and people who won't tell me why they're calling first.
Seems like a low lift for an 'agent' if I am to believe they are coming for my data engineering career soon. 🤣
The same people opposed to federal gun registries because black helicopters would descend on them in the night now want an autism registry and black helicopters.
April 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The same people opposed to federal gun registries because black helicopters would descend on them in the night now want an autism registry and black helicopters.
Never forget the "dont tread on me" and "all taxes are theft" people will suddenly support massive taxes on consumer goods and black vans dissappearing people the moment their own personal pan pizza is elected.
April 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Never forget the "dont tread on me" and "all taxes are theft" people will suddenly support massive taxes on consumer goods and black vans dissappearing people the moment their own personal pan pizza is elected.
Beginning to suspect egg prices aren't going down
April 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Beginning to suspect egg prices aren't going down
Remember when they all called John Kerry a flipflopper?
markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
April 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Remember when they all called John Kerry a flipflopper?
I absolutely cannot believe how the "all taxes are theft" people are now saying stuff like "short term pain for long term gain"
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April 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I absolutely cannot believe how the "all taxes are theft" people are now saying stuff like "short term pain for long term gain"
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Its amazing how many bugs there still are in facebook's comments and notification system. Like, they will spend _billions_ of dollars chasing every tech headline, but wont fix their cash cow. 🤡
April 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Its amazing how many bugs there still are in facebook's comments and notification system. Like, they will spend _billions_ of dollars chasing every tech headline, but wont fix their cash cow. 🤡
Not sure if my eyes are burning from the pollen or the 2 months of doomscrolling
March 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Not sure if my eyes are burning from the pollen or the 2 months of doomscrolling
Im inhaling pure pollen which can only mean mosquitos are about to wake up. Yay, Georgia.
March 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Im inhaling pure pollen which can only mean mosquitos are about to wake up. Yay, Georgia.
Cant wait to see how Fox covers this this dumpster fire hearing she named "Anti-American Airwaves: Holding the Heads of NPR and PBS Accountable" 👀
March 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Cant wait to see how Fox covers this this dumpster fire hearing she named "Anti-American Airwaves: Holding the Heads of NPR and PBS Accountable" 👀
Clean on OPSEC 👀
March 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Clean on OPSEC 👀
JFC he wants to do reparations now for the J6 criminals.
I dont want to run for office, but damnit this shit makes me feel like people of conscience have to step up.
I dont want to run for office, but damnit this shit makes me feel like people of conscience have to step up.
March 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
JFC he wants to do reparations now for the J6 criminals.
I dont want to run for office, but damnit this shit makes me feel like people of conscience have to step up.
I dont want to run for office, but damnit this shit makes me feel like people of conscience have to step up.
"Its just a simple ETL pipeline "
March 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"Its just a simple ETL pipeline "
Do you think Choreography & Merriment hires people with prior musical experience or do they have to learn entirely on the job? Does the muscle memory of drumming persist through the #severance procedure the way language does?
March 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Do you think Choreography & Merriment hires people with prior musical experience or do they have to learn entirely on the job? Does the muscle memory of drumming persist through the #severance procedure the way language does?
Schumer had valid concerns that the barbarians would gain greater access during a shutdown, but laying down your arms is a horrible way to fight barbarians.
He doesnt seem to know what to fight for, let alone how to rally the rest of us.
He's cooked
He doesnt seem to know what to fight for, let alone how to rally the rest of us.
He's cooked
March 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Schumer had valid concerns that the barbarians would gain greater access during a shutdown, but laying down your arms is a horrible way to fight barbarians.
He doesnt seem to know what to fight for, let alone how to rally the rest of us.
He's cooked
He doesnt seem to know what to fight for, let alone how to rally the rest of us.
He's cooked
Cinderella 3 is completely unhinged. The evil Stepmother gets possession of Fairy Godmothers magic wand and rolls back space-time to the day Cinderella tried on the glass slipper. This is an Inception style drama.
March 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cinderella 3 is completely unhinged. The evil Stepmother gets possession of Fairy Godmothers magic wand and rolls back space-time to the day Cinderella tried on the glass slipper. This is an Inception style drama.
Every data person knows you cant process more than 40,000 rows locally, or your hard drive will combust. What a newb. 🤡
March 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Every data person knows you cant process more than 40,000 rows locally, or your hard drive will combust. What a newb. 🤡
Is anyone on the left writing a Project 2029 Rebuild Plan or are we just hoping chatGPT will do it for us?
March 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Is anyone on the left writing a Project 2029 Rebuild Plan or are we just hoping chatGPT will do it for us?
Tariffs are tax cuts 👀
March 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tariffs are tax cuts 👀