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Unapologetic Naked Window Neighbor
@whelmedbunny.bsky.social
| Feed the Good Wolf 🍉| she/her | Bisexual | Polyamorous | Drink More Water, you’re dehydrated, you complicated house plant you. 🪴❤️|
Protesting is Democracy.
June 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Just had to share this photo hubby sent me, I love his face so much and I can’t wait to see him on Saturday 😍❤️ he makes me want to be the best version of myself and I love looking back on our years together and seeing how much we’ve grown.
January 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Tell me I’m pretty 😋😘😈
January 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
❄️ Let it Snow ❄️
January 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Update: Audi “The Audacity” Jones is:
✅ confirmed neutered male
✅ SNAP test negative
✅ microchip negative
✅ rabies and distemper vaccinated
✅ coming back home to our house to see how it goes
December 26, 2024 at 6:34 PM
It took me some weeks to have the money to do so but today is the vet visit that will determine what comes next for the kitty we have affectionately come to know as Audi, short for “the Audacity.” Wish us luck! (10/10)
December 26, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Despite my humiliation the plan for Kitty remains the same, 1- vet visit to check for chip, 2- snap testing for nefarious illnesses, and then either return Kitty to his people if there is a chip (fingers crossed), or bring him back to the house and see if my other animals accept him. (9/?)
December 26, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Comfortable enough that I can see the hind end of what looks like not a pregnant female, but a /neutered male/. I’ve been taken for a fool. Kitty mocks my fool’s knowledge that led me here. (8/?)
December 26, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I manage to interact with the kitty enough that it’s gets very comfortable with me. Comfortable enough to flop around and roll over and show its belly. Comfortable enough to give me a Quick Look at its hind quarters. (7/?)
December 26, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Not wanting a possible momma cat to have babies on my porch, I made arrangements to get my cat condo cage (three tier luxury, really) set up. After a few days of checking the kitty’s eyes and ears as best I could, I brought the cat in. The kitty was nothing but agreeable during this process. (3/?)
December 26, 2024 at 4:02 PM
In mid October, a friend was leaving the house late one Friday night and said “Hey, there’s like, a /really/ friendly cat out here.”

Reader, I want you to know that I have been in and out of animal rescue spaces for 15 years. I have several cats of my own, and I am not in the market for more.(1/?)
December 26, 2024 at 4:02 PM
I stole this shirt from a boyfriend many many years ago 😋 sorry but I like it on me better
December 15, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Saturday 😍
December 7, 2024 at 4:50 PM
What if you show ⬇️ me a cute kitty (or other pet) to help me get through the day? Please 🥺
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
This is Maple.
December 4, 2024 at 9:15 PM
If you were wondering this is the beagle that would shiv me for a corn chip crumb. His name is Booker and he is ungovernable.

#beagle #traitorousbreed
December 4, 2024 at 8:24 PM
If you see this post, do it!

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5’4”
Shoe: 9-10
Zodiac: Scorpio ♏️
Smoke: 🌲
Tattoos: Three
Piercings: standard ears, industrial, considering an eyebrow piercing 🤔
Favorite Drink: hot teas 🥰
December 4, 2024 at 8:19 PM
It’s hereeee 😍 #spotifywrapped
December 4, 2024 at 6:09 PM
😌⬇️ let’s get to know each other Bluesky 😋
December 2, 2024 at 5:33 PM
TW: Pet Loss

It’s snowing in St. Louis for the second time in a few days, and wow oh wow does the snow make my heart ache and miss my sweet Kingsley.
December 2, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Forgive the blurry photo but my office is such a vibe at night 😍❤️
November 30, 2024 at 12:26 AM
It’s Wednesday and I’m looking for some sunshine.
November 27, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Nooo it’s supposed to look like this 🥲
November 26, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Testing the adult content label and showing off my peacock tattoo 😘❤️
November 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Bemoaning how little light there is each day, and we’re nowhere near the solstice. 💔
November 25, 2024 at 7:53 PM