We don’t do the Express, but happy tenth anniversary to its finest ever headline.

What's the most amount of red flags you can fit in a paragraph?

But they'll have to live here for ten years and learn to speak English before they can apply for citizenship

Shot: Chaser:

Out of the wheelchair.

What happens to you when sleeping with the window open in the malarial swamps of……Hackney.

The joint announcement none of us saw coming.

Am spending the evening in the coldest place on earth - Charlton. Peterborough continuing their clever tactic of never taking a shot.

A special day here - first time since the operation 12 months ago that I can get my McQueen Puma’s on. Swelling finally down a bit

Hospital appointment today cancelled by passenger transport - I’m too heavy to carry down the stairs 🥲. Never thought of myself as a biggun, but there you go.

We WILL rebuild. #eowyn

So here's a curious thing, Jacob Rees-Mogg posted this teaser for his discussion on Rachel Reeves in China, with an image he attributed to Grek (I assume he
meant Grok) & it has given her an exaggerated hook nose. I'd love to know how what it was in the wording or algorithm which accounts for that

Oh for FS. It’s a Charlie Bingham’s too, so you know that it cost the same as a trip to the moon.

Trip to Broadway Market. I have cleverly disguised myself as a bookshop window display.

Birthday greetings from the world’s friendliest cat. BTW, I don’t have a cat.

58 times around the sun - and my birthday suit. Tie-cord waist - truly the future of middle aged fashion.