Wheatley CEO of Twitter
@wheatleyceo.bsky.social
A parody account posting quotes from the dumbest moron who ever lived as if they were being said by Wheatley from Portal 2.
Test subjects be like:
January 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Test subjects be like:
Entering Aperture Science HQ - let that sink in!
January 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Entering Aperture Science HQ - let that sink in!