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Walter Hawn -- The Real Spacecat
@whawn.bsky.social
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Long time broadcaster, news writer, commentator, editor, butcher, baker, but not an Indian Chief. Also have mowed lawns and built and welded structural steel for a living.
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𝑁𝑜𝑟 𝐴𝑚 𝐼, 𝐸𝑙𝑠𝑖𝑒, 𝑁𝑜𝑟 𝐴𝑚 𝐼
ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ sᴘᴏɪʟ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴇsɪʀɪɴɢ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴛ

-- That last line is from Epicurus. He was not a cow.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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𝑁𝑒𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑦 𝐴𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡 𝑁𝑜𝑟 𝑏𝑦 𝐷𝑒𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡
ʜᴇ ɪs ʟᴀʀᴅ ᴏꜰ sɴᴏʀᴇs; ʟᴀʀᴅ ᴏꜰ ʙᴏᴀsᴛs
Cartoon renditions of eight kings -- none of them, the Felon.
June 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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𝐼𝑡 𝐶𝑎𝑛'𝑡 𝐻𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛 𝐻𝑒𝑟𝑒!
ᴏʜ, ʏᴇᴀʜ ɪᴛ ᴄᴀɴ -- ɪᴛ ɪs

>> 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘌𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭; 𝘸𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵 2025. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵. << jesspiper.substack.com/p/dear-educa...
April 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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𝑊𝑒 𝑊𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝐶𝑎𝑏𝑏𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠:
ᴏsᴛʀɪᴄʜᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢs
March 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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For some reason, Blusky didn't post the phot I intended, above: Trying again:
March 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝐷𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑡ℎ'𝑠 𝐺𝑜𝑡 𝐼𝑡
ᴅᴜᴍᴘ sʜᴜʀᴍᴇʀ

>> S𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥: “𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘨𝘴𝘦𝘵𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘧*𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘰 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥." ...𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘯𝘰 𝘧𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. << contrarian.substack.com/p/undaunted-...
Angry Duckworth in front of "Soldier's Creed" poster
March 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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𝑊𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛' 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐴'𝐻𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑛'
ᴠɪsɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴋᴇ? ɴᴏ, ɴᴏ, ɴᴏᴛ ʏᴇᴛ
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛 𝑇𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑑𝑦
ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴀɪᴅ ʜᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴀ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀʀʟᴏᴡᴇ
March 18, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝐸𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑅𝑒𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑠
ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀsᴇᴍᴀɴ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇsᴏʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ
March 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝐼𝑠 𝑂𝑢𝑡 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒
ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴛᴜʙᴀ
March 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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𝑆𝑛𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝐻𝑒𝑟𝑒
ɢᴇɴᴇʀɪᴄ sᴜʙʜᴇᴀᴅ
March 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑠 𝑂𝑓 𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑ℎ𝑜𝑜𝑑
ᴀɴɴᴀʟs ᴏꜰ ɢʟᴏʀʏ
March 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝐶ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒
ᴛʜᴇ sᴏɴɢ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴs ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ
March 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝐶𝑎𝑙𝑣𝑖𝑛 𝑇𝑜 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑚𝑒!
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ sɪʟᴇɴᴛ
February 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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𝑆ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑆𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝐴𝑡 𝐼𝑡
ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏ ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴀ ᴡɪɴᴅᴏᴡ, ᴀᴍʏ

theweeklylist.org/weekly-list/
February 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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𝑂 𝑊𝑎𝑑 𝑆𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑤'𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑜𝑑𝑖𝑒 𝐺𝑖𝑒 𝑈𝑠
ʙᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ! ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇʀ!
February 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑀𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑀𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝐼𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑀𝑖𝑑𝑑𝑙𝑒
sɪɢɴɪꜰɪᴄᴀɴᴛ ɪɴᴠᴇsᴛᴍᴇɴᴛs ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ

www.borowitzreport.com/p/putin-agre...
February 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑊𝑎𝑃𝑜 𝐷𝑖𝑑 𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑅𝑢𝑛 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝐴𝑑
ʟᴏsᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏɴ $115ᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ
https://newrepublic.com/post/191588/washington-post-elon-musk-ad
February 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝐴𝑛𝑦𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝐾𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐷𝑎𝑦 𝐼𝑡 𝐼𝑠?
ᴛᴡɪsᴛ ᴀɴᴅ sʜᴏᴜᴛ
February 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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𝐴 𝑇𝑟*𝑚𝑝 𝑇𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑀𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑟
ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴏsᴇ ɪs ᴄᴏᴏᴋᴇᴅ
February 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑆𝑝𝑦𝑣𝑠𝑆𝑝𝑦
ᴀɴ ʜᴏᴍᴀɢᴇ
January 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑎 𝐵𝑢𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑎 𝑊𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑠 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝐺𝑂𝑃𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝐵𝑒!
ʜɪᴅɪɴɢ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʟ ɪɴᴅᴏᴏʀs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ

>> 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥, “𝘞𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘴𝘴?” <<

www.borowitzreport.com/p/bernie-bla...
January 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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𝐿𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝐼𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦
Sᴏ sᴜᴇ ᴍᴇ
January 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑊ℎ𝑜 𝐸𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑉𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠
ꜰᴀʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴡᴀʏ
January 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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lights flash, cars gun
rubber streaks the road
eager for home
January 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM