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@whattadamnshockah.bsky.social
𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩.
A Surge vessel.
Brought to you by an anonymous user who'll be going by just "Electron" here. She/they/it, she/her muse.
Electron is not responsible for disappearance, death or dismemberment.
A Surge vessel.
Brought to you by an anonymous user who'll be going by just "Electron" here. She/they/it, she/her muse.
Electron is not responsible for disappearance, death or dismemberment.
" ..Actually. If I'm.. 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 to ask- Full permission to hit me if I'm not-
...
What.. happened?? "
[ She cocks an eyebrow, hand on her hip. ]
...
What.. happened?? "
[ She cocks an eyebrow, hand on her hip. ]
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 AM
" ..Actually. If I'm.. 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 to ask- Full permission to hit me if I'm not-
...
What.. happened?? "
[ She cocks an eyebrow, hand on her hip. ]
...
What.. happened?? "
[ She cocks an eyebrow, hand on her hip. ]
[ A rapid headshake. ]
" Wait- Waitwaitwait, no, yeah, I remember. I remember.
Nice. "
" Wait- Waitwaitwait, no, yeah, I remember. I remember.
Nice. "
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 AM
[ A rapid headshake. ]
" Wait- Waitwaitwait, no, yeah, I remember. I remember.
Nice. "
" Wait- Waitwaitwait, no, yeah, I remember. I remember.
Nice. "
[ . . .
Her eyes seem to sparkle for a moment, and she whips her head in the other direction to mask the stupid little grin that pulls over her face.
..It's infectious, what can she say. ]
" ..Hell yeah. "
Her eyes seem to sparkle for a moment, and she whips her head in the other direction to mask the stupid little grin that pulls over her face.
..It's infectious, what can she say. ]
" ..Hell yeah. "
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 AM
[ . . .
Her eyes seem to sparkle for a moment, and she whips her head in the other direction to mask the stupid little grin that pulls over her face.
..It's infectious, what can she say. ]
" ..Hell yeah. "
Her eyes seem to sparkle for a moment, and she whips her head in the other direction to mask the stupid little grin that pulls over her face.
..It's infectious, what can she say. ]
" ..Hell yeah. "
" . . . "
[ She just wordlessly offers out a fistbump of solidarity. ]
[ She just wordlessly offers out a fistbump of solidarity. ]
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM
" . . . "
[ She just wordlessly offers out a fistbump of solidarity. ]
[ She just wordlessly offers out a fistbump of solidarity. ]
{ NON-CANON / VOIDED }
" ..fuuuuuuck. "
[ She holds her head in her hands, distraught. ]
" Fuuuck. You have a point. Shit. "
" ..fuuuuuuck. "
[ She holds her head in her hands, distraught. ]
" Fuuuck. You have a point. Shit. "
January 21, 2026 at 1:22 AM
{ NON-CANON / VOIDED }
" ..fuuuuuuck. "
[ She holds her head in her hands, distraught. ]
" Fuuuck. You have a point. Shit. "
" ..fuuuuuuck. "
[ She holds her head in her hands, distraught. ]
" Fuuuck. You have a point. Shit. "
{ NON-CANON / VOIDED }
" ..I. I cannot relate. At all.
I do NOT want to be Wario, dude.
Atleast I get to be a girl like this.
And also not Wario. "
" ..I. I cannot relate. At all.
I do NOT want to be Wario, dude.
Atleast I get to be a girl like this.
And also not Wario. "
January 21, 2026 at 1:18 AM
{ NON-CANON / VOIDED }
" ..I. I cannot relate. At all.
I do NOT want to be Wario, dude.
Atleast I get to be a girl like this.
And also not Wario. "
" ..I. I cannot relate. At all.
I do NOT want to be Wario, dude.
Atleast I get to be a girl like this.
And also not Wario. "
~ [ELECTRON] ~
i GOTCHU oomfie hang on
i GOTCHU oomfie hang on
January 21, 2026 at 1:05 AM
~ [ELECTRON] ~
i GOTCHU oomfie hang on
i GOTCHU oomfie hang on
" Unimaginably.
I'd know. "
[ This is, infact, canonically something she has actually genuinely said. I feel cruel today. ]
I'd know. "
[ This is, infact, canonically something she has actually genuinely said. I feel cruel today. ]
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
" Unimaginably.
I'd know. "
[ This is, infact, canonically something she has actually genuinely said. I feel cruel today. ]
I'd know. "
[ This is, infact, canonically something she has actually genuinely said. I feel cruel today. ]
{ NONCANON / VOIDED }
" This is why you're probably the realest motherfucker here. "
" This is why you're probably the realest motherfucker here. "
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
{ NONCANON / VOIDED }
" This is why you're probably the realest motherfucker here. "
" This is why you're probably the realest motherfucker here. "
~ [ELECTRON] ~
just picturing exe shittily rotoscoped over a pibble
just picturing exe shittily rotoscoped over a pibble
January 20, 2026 at 11:38 PM
~ [ELECTRON] ~
just picturing exe shittily rotoscoped over a pibble
just picturing exe shittily rotoscoped over a pibble
~ [ELECTRON] ~
truly, the only correct reaction to her
truly, the only correct reaction to her
January 20, 2026 at 9:46 PM
~ [ELECTRON] ~
truly, the only correct reaction to her
truly, the only correct reaction to her