⚡ ~ [ What a fuckin' SHOCKER. ]
@whattadamnshockah.bsky.social
- BITE THE BULLET -
A Surge vessel.
Brought to you by an anonymous user who'll be going by just "Electron" here.
Caused by givemeyouremeralds.bsky.social.
Will presumably be a text only blog, but that may change if I find images I like.
A Surge vessel.
Brought to you by an anonymous user who'll be going by just "Electron" here.
Caused by givemeyouremeralds.bsky.social.
Will presumably be a text only blog, but that may change if I find images I like.
Pinned
" Y'know. "
[ She sits out.. somewhere, gazing up at what's presumably nothing. ]
" You gotta wonder. Fuck happens if you actually get to.. like.. go 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦?
How long's it been?
Is anyone gonna remember you, or.. "
[ . . .
She shakes her head. ]
" Nevermind.
Bummer of a question. "
[ She sits out.. somewhere, gazing up at what's presumably nothing. ]
" You gotta wonder. Fuck happens if you actually get to.. like.. go 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦?
How long's it been?
Is anyone gonna remember you, or.. "
[ . . .
She shakes her head. ]
" Nevermind.
Bummer of a question. "
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
" Y'know. "
[ She sits out.. somewhere, gazing up at what's presumably nothing. ]
" You gotta wonder. Fuck happens if you actually get to.. like.. go 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦?
How long's it been?
Is anyone gonna remember you, or.. "
[ . . .
She shakes her head. ]
" Nevermind.
Bummer of a question. "
[ She sits out.. somewhere, gazing up at what's presumably nothing. ]
" You gotta wonder. Fuck happens if you actually get to.. like.. go 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦?
How long's it been?
Is anyone gonna remember you, or.. "
[ . . .
She shakes her head. ]
" Nevermind.
Bummer of a question. "
" ..what did those two DO to eachother, actually?
Not complaining about them being distracted, but it's, uh..
Weird. "
Not complaining about them being distracted, but it's, uh..
Weird. "
January 17, 2026 at 3:58 AM
" ..what did those two DO to eachother, actually?
Not complaining about them being distracted, but it's, uh..
Weird. "
Not complaining about them being distracted, but it's, uh..
Weird. "
" ..Ooookay! "
[ She takes a deep breath, gripping her crossed arms tighter. Her foot taps rapidly, evidently restless, and she huffs. ]
" Back down, freak. Back the 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 down, alright?? "
[ There is. Immediately a shake to her voice. Every last ounce of confidence is about as flimsy as paper. ]
[ She takes a deep breath, gripping her crossed arms tighter. Her foot taps rapidly, evidently restless, and she huffs. ]
" Back down, freak. Back the 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 down, alright?? "
[ There is. Immediately a shake to her voice. Every last ounce of confidence is about as flimsy as paper. ]
" What? Is there something wrong with my face?! "
January 17, 2026 at 2:53 AM
" ..Ooookay! "
[ She takes a deep breath, gripping her crossed arms tighter. Her foot taps rapidly, evidently restless, and she huffs. ]
" Back down, freak. Back the 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 down, alright?? "
[ There is. Immediately a shake to her voice. Every last ounce of confidence is about as flimsy as paper. ]
[ She takes a deep breath, gripping her crossed arms tighter. Her foot taps rapidly, evidently restless, and she huffs. ]
" Back down, freak. Back the 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 down, alright?? "
[ There is. Immediately a shake to her voice. Every last ounce of confidence is about as flimsy as paper. ]
" ..okay. Little better than I thought it was. But yeah.
Still blows fuckin' chunks. "
[ She crosses her arms, rolling her eyes. ]
Still blows fuckin' chunks. "
[ She crosses her arms, rolling her eyes. ]
“I mean, I’ve only seen one. Outside of this one and junk.” He clicks his tongue.
“Still. Not great.”
“Still. Not great.”
" Aaaanother. "
[ . . .
Blink. Blink. ]
" Fan-fucking-tastic. Okay. So that psycho-looking freak is COMMON, apparently. AWESOME. "
[ She sighs, pinching the bridge of her snout. ]
[ . . .
Blink. Blink. ]
" Fan-fucking-tastic. Okay. So that psycho-looking freak is COMMON, apparently. AWESOME. "
[ She sighs, pinching the bridge of her snout. ]
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
" ..okay. Little better than I thought it was. But yeah.
Still blows fuckin' chunks. "
[ She crosses her arms, rolling her eyes. ]
Still blows fuckin' chunks. "
[ She crosses her arms, rolling her eyes. ]
Reposted by ⚡ ~ [ What a fuckin' SHOCKER. ]
[🍒💀]
A tug at loose bandages around his arm, curses muttered underneath his breath. For once, he finds himself selfishly wishing it was Amy that took his place in this round.
She isn’t here though. He is.
A sound gets his attention, gripping on tight to the handle of a shared hammer.
“No.”
A tug at loose bandages around his arm, curses muttered underneath his breath. For once, he finds himself selfishly wishing it was Amy that took his place in this round.
She isn’t here though. He is.
A sound gets his attention, gripping on tight to the handle of a shared hammer.
“No.”
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
[🍒💀]
A tug at loose bandages around his arm, curses muttered underneath his breath. For once, he finds himself selfishly wishing it was Amy that took his place in this round.
She isn’t here though. He is.
A sound gets his attention, gripping on tight to the handle of a shared hammer.
“No.”
A tug at loose bandages around his arm, curses muttered underneath his breath. For once, he finds himself selfishly wishing it was Amy that took his place in this round.
She isn’t here though. He is.
A sound gets his attention, gripping on tight to the handle of a shared hammer.
“No.”
" There's another one.
Great.
Okay.
Cool. "
[ The way she's holding her head like she's on the brink of a headache, paired with her strained smile, implies this is neither Great, Okay, nor Cool. ]
Great.
Okay.
Cool. "
[ The way she's holding her head like she's on the brink of a headache, paired with her strained smile, implies this is neither Great, Okay, nor Cool. ]
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
" There's another one.
Great.
Okay.
Cool. "
[ The way she's holding her head like she's on the brink of a headache, paired with her strained smile, implies this is neither Great, Okay, nor Cool. ]
Great.
Okay.
Cool. "
[ The way she's holding her head like she's on the brink of a headache, paired with her strained smile, implies this is neither Great, Okay, nor Cool. ]
" Th. They're really just. Going at it over there, aren't they. "
[ She clears her throat, glancing off and rubbing the back of her head. ]
" ..It. Feels like I'm intruding on something every time I look at those two. "
[ She clears her throat, glancing off and rubbing the back of her head. ]
" ..It. Feels like I'm intruding on something every time I look at those two. "
January 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
" Th. They're really just. Going at it over there, aren't they. "
[ She clears her throat, glancing off and rubbing the back of her head. ]
" ..It. Feels like I'm intruding on something every time I look at those two. "
[ She clears her throat, glancing off and rubbing the back of her head. ]
" ..It. Feels like I'm intruding on something every time I look at those two. "
~ [ELECTRON] ~
don't mind the new.. tag of sorts but anyway uhh.
cherry :) yeah no he's really fun i dunno
that and also just. roxy being a prick in general is very cathartic to write
don't mind the new.. tag of sorts but anyway uhh.
cherry :) yeah no he's really fun i dunno
that and also just. roxy being a prick in general is very cathartic to write
OOC Question!
What was your favourite part of RPing today?
What was your favourite part of RPing today?
January 17, 2026 at 1:42 AM
~ [ELECTRON] ~
don't mind the new.. tag of sorts but anyway uhh.
cherry :) yeah no he's really fun i dunno
that and also just. roxy being a prick in general is very cathartic to write
don't mind the new.. tag of sorts but anyway uhh.
cherry :) yeah no he's really fun i dunno
that and also just. roxy being a prick in general is very cathartic to write
is this why you get filleted so often
did i do it right
alan big guy pants ok
January 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
is this why you get filleted so often
" Maybe. But STILL!! I think you can handle it.
Eventually.
Maybe. "
Eventually.
Maybe. "
[🍒💀]
“Yeah, uh, easier said than done.”
“Yeah, uh, easier said than done.”
January 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
" Maybe. But STILL!! I think you can handle it.
Eventually.
Maybe. "
Eventually.
Maybe. "
" Eh, you uh- You did it. You can do it again if you gotta.
But-
Yeah.
Good.. good job? Good job. "
[ Another little thumbs up. Her awkward smile seems to cry that she's approximately 0/4ths sure that's the right way to say it. ]
But-
Yeah.
Good.. good job? Good job. "
[ Another little thumbs up. Her awkward smile seems to cry that she's approximately 0/4ths sure that's the right way to say it. ]
[🍒💀]
"Most terrifying shit I have ever done. Never let me do that again."
"Most terrifying shit I have ever done. Never let me do that again."
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
" Eh, you uh- You did it. You can do it again if you gotta.
But-
Yeah.
Good.. good job? Good job. "
[ Another little thumbs up. Her awkward smile seems to cry that she's approximately 0/4ths sure that's the right way to say it. ]
But-
Yeah.
Good.. good job? Good job. "
[ Another little thumbs up. Her awkward smile seems to cry that she's approximately 0/4ths sure that's the right way to say it. ]
" Anyone can be. Easily.
Don't get cocky. "
[ She rolls her eyes, before looking off to mumble to herself. ]
" (Aaand.. Cherry. Noted.) "
Don't get cocky. "
[ She rolls her eyes, before looking off to mumble to herself. ]
" (Aaand.. Cherry. Noted.) "
["Relax Cherry! He can't be that bad as IT right?"]
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 PM
" Anyone can be. Easily.
Don't get cocky. "
[ She rolls her eyes, before looking off to mumble to herself. ]
" (Aaand.. Cherry. Noted.) "
Don't get cocky. "
[ She rolls her eyes, before looking off to mumble to herself. ]
" (Aaand.. Cherry. Noted.) "
" ..I wouldn't give the freaks any ideas. But-
Yeah.
Yeah, that shit seems 𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭. "
[ ...
Snnrk. ]
" Hey, if you DO wind up hitting one of him, give 'em my regards. "
Yeah.
Yeah, that shit seems 𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭. "
[ ...
Snnrk. ]
" Hey, if you DO wind up hitting one of him, give 'em my regards. "
[🍒💀]
"SOME OF THESE GUYS MAKE ME WANT TO CHEW GLASS."
"SOME OF THESE GUYS MAKE ME WANT TO CHEW GLASS."
" ..Honestly, I encourage it. You go, uh.. "
[ She blinks, trailing off awkwardly before shrugging. ]
" You go, you. "
[ She blinks, trailing off awkwardly before shrugging. ]
" You go, you. "
January 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
" ..I wouldn't give the freaks any ideas. But-
Yeah.
Yeah, that shit seems 𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭. "
[ ...
Snnrk. ]
" Hey, if you DO wind up hitting one of him, give 'em my regards. "
Yeah.
Yeah, that shit seems 𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭. "
[ ...
Snnrk. ]
" Hey, if you DO wind up hitting one of him, give 'em my regards. "
" ..Y'know, come to think of it- Those things are 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 of..?- "
[ She waggles her hand. ]
" Y'know.
It's just.. surprising. You wouldn't think they're even able to.. care.
..They don't 𝘢𝘤𝘵 like they are, anyway. "
[ She waggles her hand. ]
" Y'know.
It's just.. surprising. You wouldn't think they're even able to.. care.
..They don't 𝘢𝘤𝘵 like they are, anyway. "
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 PM
" ..Y'know, come to think of it- Those things are 𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 of..?- "
[ She waggles her hand. ]
" Y'know.
It's just.. surprising. You wouldn't think they're even able to.. care.
..They don't 𝘢𝘤𝘵 like they are, anyway. "
[ She waggles her hand. ]
" Y'know.
It's just.. surprising. You wouldn't think they're even able to.. care.
..They don't 𝘢𝘤𝘵 like they are, anyway. "
" ...
First time I've ever agreed with one of 𝘺𝘰𝘶. "
First time I've ever agreed with one of 𝘺𝘰𝘶. "
January 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
" ...
First time I've ever agreed with one of 𝘺𝘰𝘶. "
First time I've ever agreed with one of 𝘺𝘰𝘶. "
" Uhhh-ohhhh. The girls are fightingggg. "
[ She makes a 'get a load of this guy' motion with her thumb in their general direction. ]
[ She makes a 'get a load of this guy' motion with her thumb in their general direction. ]
⠀ ⠀
F U C K O F F ,
F A T H E R L E S S F U C K｡
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F U C K O F F ,
F A T H E R L E S S F U C K｡
⠀
January 16, 2026 at 10:23 PM
" Uhhh-ohhhh. The girls are fightingggg. "
[ She makes a 'get a load of this guy' motion with her thumb in their general direction. ]
[ She makes a 'get a load of this guy' motion with her thumb in their general direction. ]
" I stand by what I said. "
[ This is entirely stonefaced. ]
[ This is entirely stonefaced. ]
"I was talking about whatever shit Sonic and Shadow going on but yeah. True."
" ..Yeah. Fair enough.
If it's any consolation, that shit usually doesn't end as well as you think it does, so..
If we're lucky, they'll still wind up killing each other. "
If it's any consolation, that shit usually doesn't end as well as you think it does, so..
If we're lucky, they'll still wind up killing each other. "
January 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
" I stand by what I said. "
[ This is entirely stonefaced. ]
[ This is entirely stonefaced. ]
" ..Yeah. Fair enough.
If it's any consolation, that shit usually doesn't end as well as you think it does, so..
If we're lucky, they'll still wind up killing each other. "
If it's any consolation, that shit usually doesn't end as well as you think it does, so..
If we're lucky, they'll still wind up killing each other. "
"Yeah, true. But still, lucky bastards."
" You say that like any of the bullshit hand we get dealt is fair. "
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
" ..Yeah. Fair enough.
If it's any consolation, that shit usually doesn't end as well as you think it does, so..
If we're lucky, they'll still wind up killing each other. "
If it's any consolation, that shit usually doesn't end as well as you think it does, so..
If we're lucky, they'll still wind up killing each other. "
[{ most inconsequential update ever but i decided surgemod was too Lame so. yeah if you need to refer to the mod here my name's electron. >:] }]
January 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
[{ most inconsequential update ever but i decided surgemod was too Lame so. yeah if you need to refer to the mod here my name's electron. >:] }]
" I don't think 𝘢𝘯𝘺 of us do, honestly. "
[ She rolls her eyes. ]
[ She rolls her eyes. ]
You'd be surprised how quickly that hedgehog can turn a situation around.
Have faith.
Have faith.
[🍒💀]
Well, I tried.
It’s on you.
Well, I tried.
It’s on you.
January 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
" I don't think 𝘢𝘯𝘺 of us do, honestly. "
[ She rolls her eyes. ]
[ She rolls her eyes. ]
" You tried 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 getting away yet? Heard it does wonders for your health. "
[ OM ]
My fucking spleen
My fucking spleen
January 16, 2026 at 8:02 PM
" You tried 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 getting away yet? Heard it does wonders for your health. "
" Mm.. Fair 'nuff.
..Wish there was actually something to bet 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
. . .
..that's worth it, anyway. "
..Wish there was actually something to bet 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
. . .
..that's worth it, anyway. "
“I’m giving him three. And that’s being generous.”
" How long y'think he's gonna last? My bet's.. I dunno, 5 minutes? "
January 16, 2026 at 6:03 PM
" Mm.. Fair 'nuff.
..Wish there was actually something to bet 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
. . .
..that's worth it, anyway. "
..Wish there was actually something to bet 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.
. . .
..that's worth it, anyway. "
[ probably @givemeyouremeralds.bsky.social's. reason i'm here, and all. cherry's seems really nice though! ]
A question for the writers!
Who’s the writer you most appreciate on this site and why?
Who’s the writer you most appreciate on this site and why?
January 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
[ probably @givemeyouremeralds.bsky.social's. reason i'm here, and all. cherry's seems really nice though! ]
" How long y'think he's gonna last? My bet's.. I dunno, 5 minutes? "
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
" How long y'think he's gonna last? My bet's.. I dunno, 5 minutes? "
' 𝘊𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵. ', she thinks to herself, staring up into nothing in particular.
' 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
..𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. '
She sighs, shaking her head slightly.
' 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
..𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. '
She sighs, shaking her head slightly.
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
' 𝘊𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵. ', she thinks to herself, staring up into nothing in particular.
' 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
..𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. '
She sighs, shaking her head slightly.
' 𝘌𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘐 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙.
..𝘚𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴. '
She sighs, shaking her head slightly.