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@whatsupjude.bsky.social
jude (he/him)
cat dad, fiance, soup connoisseur. maker of weird cute objects.
i post a lot of food and ceramics and gay love stuff. pvd, ri
parker prosey
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i think it's because they're less likely to be stale! seasonal reese's are only produced at certain times of the year so they always taste fresher. also food is always better when it's in a silly shape. it is known.
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
followed by "cry for me" and fucking "angel on a satellite"...reader, when i tell you i sobbed, i am not exaggerating. a stranger put their hand on my shoulder to check in.
October 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
it is also a shame because "before he speak his suit bespoke" is one of the best lines of all time
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 AM
p.s. it was my long-awaited cbd cigarettes AND my shrimp circus print 🦐🎪 look at these cuties
October 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
(p.s. meatball supreme on a roll, add pepperoni)
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Con Venience Store
October 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's easy to see how i ended up with these instincts, but that doesn't really excuse them. i am thinking about this knee-jerk reaction a lot lately and hoping to grow on this. sometimes it keeps me safe. but those times are the exception, not the rule.
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
my lungs are much worse after my last covid round and i'm too proud of my streak to cave. i would never. but i will be buying cbd cigs ASAP 😬👍🏻
October 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
skipped my friday sandwich this week and had a mid sat/sun weekend. i am unfortunately developing a very specific superstition
October 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
katie was a wonderful, kind, creative person. i think of her often. i am very happy to own something she made.
September 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM