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Kateʷʰᵒ
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Fatter in person. Happiest when singing. Love a filter.
Amazing how when I need a little motivation boost, I get handed my bikini bottoms from Lockdown 2020. Seeing how far I’ve come is a nice wee kick in the bum.
January 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I don’t mean to brag, but I bought 4 boxes of mince pies today and still had change from a £2 coin 😂😂😂.
January 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Me wondering why none of my clothes fit after 6 weeks of eating mince pies and cheese almost exclusively… #christmas #festivefood
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January 1, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It’s a Christmas miracle that given my festive month longest of mince pies and baked cheese that I’m not being rolled about like Violet Beauregard after she chews that gum in the chocolate factory.
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January 1, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Having survived almost exclusively on mince pies and baked Camembert since the end of November, I am going to be heartbroken when food starts to have calories against next week.
January 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Ever wondered what smells worse than staffy farts?

It’s the farts of a Staffy who has eaten an entire gingerbread house.

Mmm, festive.
December 19, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I have a chest infection, my eldest has flu, waiting the youngest bringing something to the party, like bubonic plague. Nothing screams Christmas quite like seasonal plagues. Fa la la la la la la la laaaaa.
December 19, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Was planning on sneaking the school run in my jammies right until it was discovered that I will indeed have to get out of the car today 🥺😭💔
December 17, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Them : Did you have a good night last night Kate?”

Me:
December 15, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Can confirm, I did indeed finish painting the hall today…well, I finished painting the walls. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #adhd #adhdinwomen #neurodivergent #neurospicy
December 11, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Started painting the hall in March…then the ADHD hit but today, yes TODAY is the day that I finish painting the hall 😂😂😂😂. #adhd #adhdinwomen #neurodivergent #neurospicy
December 11, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Heavy resemblance to the pigeon lady from Home Alone as long as I’m not cold 😂😂😂
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Nothing brings down an overly entitled white man faster than playing The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived repeatedly until he gets the point. It’s usually halfway through the bridge in my experience. #lifehack #taylorswift #tsmwel #ttpd
December 10, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Dear Santa, we can explain…. #cats #tuxedocat #orangecat
December 9, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Coleen saying it’s her first time with snakes…she means in the jungle right? #imaceleb
December 8, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Behind the ear tattoo:

Pain 0%
Itch 100%

★★★★★ Definitley recommend.
December 8, 2024 at 5:52 PM
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the end of the eras era hold me while I cry pls
December 8, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I was getting so much done right until my kid put on the grinch… 💚
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
December 4, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Walk into the club like "What's up? uh, does anyone remember why I came into this room? no? okay but seriously, what did I come into this room for? why do I always do this? was I hungry? maybe, I wanted a glass of water-"
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Here’s to Chapter 38 🥂#olderbutnowiser
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 PM
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Colourful funeral held for Janey Godley in Glasgow
Colourful funeral held for Janey Godley in Glasgow
Many of the comedian's family and friends wore colourful outfits at St Mary's Cathedral in Glasgow
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December 1, 2024 at 9:13 AM
This morning I saw a Mercedes driver AND a BMW driver use their indicators correctly. IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!
November 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM