been in therapy on and off for years, and it turns out all i needed was a hot mulligan playlist, per @gavinprobably.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 AM
been in therapy on and off for years, and it turns out all i needed was a hot mulligan playlist, per @gavinprobably.bsky.social
i know I’m old/no longer cool because when i heard this line from one my of favorite camron songs today, i thought, “wow, he was very cultured for a 28-year-old. good for him.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i know I’m old/no longer cool because when i heard this line from one my of favorite camron songs today, i thought, “wow, he was very cultured for a 28-year-old. good for him.”
the further into my 30s i get, the more reasonable the clothing section at @menardsofficial.bsky.social looks
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the further into my 30s i get, the more reasonable the clothing section at @menardsofficial.bsky.social looks
if the burger and fries doesn’t look like this on the bag, i don’t want it
October 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
if the burger and fries doesn’t look like this on the bag, i don’t want it
almost cried in therapy today and afterwards said to myself, “phew - that was a close one” which made me realize why i am in therapy in the first place
October 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
almost cried in therapy today and afterwards said to myself, “phew - that was a close one” which made me realize why i am in therapy in the first place
basing my first gun purchase on how many of my favorite rappers reference the manufacturer in their songs
October 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
basing my first gun purchase on how many of my favorite rappers reference the manufacturer in their songs
forgot a fresh can of beer on the tool bench while looking for a bolt and found it the next day. felt like i had discovered a baby left in a hot car
August 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
forgot a fresh can of beer on the tool bench while looking for a bolt and found it the next day. felt like i had discovered a baby left in a hot car
spacing out and caught myself tearing up thinking about meek mill and the game squashing their beef in 2018
August 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
spacing out and caught myself tearing up thinking about meek mill and the game squashing their beef in 2018
what my wife thinks will happen if she doesn’t bring two 48oz water bottles on our 10-minute drive to the grocery store
July 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
what my wife thinks will happen if she doesn’t bring two 48oz water bottles on our 10-minute drive to the grocery store
a late-night, last-minute cleaning service for people who meet a hookup at the bar and don’t want to take them home to their sad dirty studio apartment
for an additional fee we’ll hang 2 adult pieces of art on the wall and put healthy responsible shit in your fridge
for an additional fee we’ll hang 2 adult pieces of art on the wall and put healthy responsible shit in your fridge
June 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
a late-night, last-minute cleaning service for people who meet a hookup at the bar and don’t want to take them home to their sad dirty studio apartment
for an additional fee we’ll hang 2 adult pieces of art on the wall and put healthy responsible shit in your fridge
for an additional fee we’ll hang 2 adult pieces of art on the wall and put healthy responsible shit in your fridge
gaza, iran, ice - the mainstream media is trying to distract us from the *real* issues
June 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
gaza, iran, ice - the mainstream media is trying to distract us from the *real* issues
yeah i keep that “thang” on me 😎 (Tremendous Haunting Anxiety that Never Goes away)
June 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
yeah i keep that “thang” on me 😎 (Tremendous Haunting Anxiety that Never Goes away)
remember when white dudes made liking sriracha their entire identity
June 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
remember when white dudes made liking sriracha their entire identity
have you ever been walking down the sidewalk and you just smell a house. not like cooking or laundry, just the sum of everything in it. feels like i’m a peeping tom but with my nose
June 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
have you ever been walking down the sidewalk and you just smell a house. not like cooking or laundry, just the sum of everything in it. feels like i’m a peeping tom but with my nose
I just want to make the kind of money where a car commercial actually impacts your buying decision
June 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I just want to make the kind of money where a car commercial actually impacts your buying decision
let’s see the irs try to “garnish” my @menardsofficial.bsky.social rebate checks 😎
May 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
let’s see the irs try to “garnish” my @menardsofficial.bsky.social rebate checks 😎
this is how my cover letters are starting to read at this point
May 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
this is how my cover letters are starting to read at this point
was very high thinking I wish they had glasses for ears bc my hearing is bad and quickly realized that’s called a hearing aid. i need a hearing aid at 35
May 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
was very high thinking I wish they had glasses for ears bc my hearing is bad and quickly realized that’s called a hearing aid. i need a hearing aid at 35
when i empty small waste baskets in our bedrooms and bathrooms, for the rest of that day, i’ll walk all the way to the kitchen to throw things away. i need to enjoy a full 24 hours of the empty small waste baskets.
April 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
when i empty small waste baskets in our bedrooms and bathrooms, for the rest of that day, i’ll walk all the way to the kitchen to throw things away. i need to enjoy a full 24 hours of the empty small waste baskets.
i wonder if i’ve ever been the “somebody” when dads walk down the street, sniff the air and say “ooh - somebody’s grillin’”
April 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
i wonder if i’ve ever been the “somebody” when dads walk down the street, sniff the air and say “ooh - somebody’s grillin’”
I’m back on the menu, baby
March 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I’m back on the menu, baby
this just clicked for me as i listened to someone sing it at a karaoke bar and a quick google confirmed it
February 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
this just clicked for me as i listened to someone sing it at a karaoke bar and a quick google confirmed it
i just…needed to know if someone had done it
February 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i just…needed to know if someone had done it
as of today, i am closer to the age of 40 than i am 30, and my most recent google search confirms that
February 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
as of today, i am closer to the age of 40 than i am 30, and my most recent google search confirms that
ah, another dinner party where i had the opportunity to explain to everyone at the table that true detective S1 is the best season of TV of all time. my work here is done.
February 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
ah, another dinner party where i had the opportunity to explain to everyone at the table that true detective S1 is the best season of TV of all time. my work here is done.