What __ Says About You
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Telling you what (blank) says about you, based on science*
(* Absolutely nothing on this page's posts is based on concrete science. Nothing this page posts is to be taken seriously, it is for entertainment purposes only.)
(* Absolutely nothing on this page's posts is based on concrete science. Nothing this page posts is to be taken seriously, it is for entertainment purposes only.)
If your fav is "Christmas Don't Be Late" aka "The Chipmunk Song"
- You once deflated a balloon to try to suck out the helium, however you were disappointed your voice didn't change
- You once deflated a balloon to try to suck out the helium, however you were disappointed your voice didn't change
December 17, 2024 at 8:55 PM
If your fav is "Christmas Don't Be Late" aka "The Chipmunk Song"
- You once deflated a balloon to try to suck out the helium, however you were disappointed your voice didn't change
- You once deflated a balloon to try to suck out the helium, however you were disappointed your voice didn't change
If your fav is "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
- You googled figgy pudding and stumbled on a recipe that was really a long ass blog with a recipe attached
- You googled figgy pudding and stumbled on a recipe that was really a long ass blog with a recipe attached
December 17, 2024 at 8:51 PM
If your fav is "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
- You googled figgy pudding and stumbled on a recipe that was really a long ass blog with a recipe attached
- You googled figgy pudding and stumbled on a recipe that was really a long ass blog with a recipe attached
If your fav is any parody of the 12 Days of Christmas
- You're actually chill and don't take things too seriously
- You're actually chill and don't take things too seriously
a man with his mouth wide open is saying you 're my boy
ALT: a man with his mouth wide open is saying you 're my boy
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2024 at 8:51 PM
If your fav is any parody of the 12 Days of Christmas
- You're actually chill and don't take things too seriously
- You're actually chill and don't take things too seriously
If your fav is "Let It Snow"
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying no !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying no !
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December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If your fav is "Let It Snow"
If your fav is "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"
- You're neither holly nor jolly until you've had at least one cup of coffee...or 7 hours of sleep
- You're neither holly nor jolly until you've had at least one cup of coffee...or 7 hours of sleep
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If your fav is "Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"
- You're neither holly nor jolly until you've had at least one cup of coffee...or 7 hours of sleep
- You're neither holly nor jolly until you've had at least one cup of coffee...or 7 hours of sleep
If your fav is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- You count down days until Christmas
- You can name all the reindeer
- You yell all the additional things with your chest
- You count down days until Christmas
- You can name all the reindeer
- You yell all the additional things with your chest
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If your fav is Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- You count down days until Christmas
- You can name all the reindeer
- You yell all the additional things with your chest
- You count down days until Christmas
- You can name all the reindeer
- You yell all the additional things with your chest
If your fav is "All I Want for Christmas is You"
- You're in your "soft era"
- You're in your "soft era"
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If your fav is "All I Want for Christmas is You"
- You're in your "soft era"
- You're in your "soft era"
if your fav is "Jingle Bells"
- Batman did not die for you to besmirch his name like this, talking about him smelling
- Batman did not die for you to besmirch his name like this, talking about him smelling
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white board with the letter g on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white board with the letter g on it
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
if your fav is "Jingle Bells"
- Batman did not die for you to besmirch his name like this, talking about him smelling
- Batman did not die for you to besmirch his name like this, talking about him smelling
If your fav is "Blue Christmas"
- You stare out the window, low-key pining for someone you were sure was "the one"
- What? No..it's dusty in here, shut up
- You stare out the window, low-key pining for someone you were sure was "the one"
- What? No..it's dusty in here, shut up
a man in a plaid shirt says " am i crying " while talking to another man in a leather jacket
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt says " am i crying " while talking to another man in a leather jacket
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If your fav is "Blue Christmas"
- You stare out the window, low-key pining for someone you were sure was "the one"
- What? No..it's dusty in here, shut up
- You stare out the window, low-key pining for someone you were sure was "the one"
- What? No..it's dusty in here, shut up
SPEEDRUN: If any of your favs involve Santa Claus coming/coming to town
- You still believe in Santa
- You still believe in Santa
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
SPEEDRUN: If any of your favs involve Santa Claus coming/coming to town
- You still believe in Santa
- You still believe in Santa
If your fav is "Santa Baby"
- Oh you're getting gift cards this year.
- Oh you're getting gift cards this year.
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If your fav is "Santa Baby"
- Oh you're getting gift cards this year.
- Oh you're getting gift cards this year.
If you take decaf
- You're trying to cut back
- You're trying to cut back
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
If you take decaf
- You're trying to cut back
- You're trying to cut back
If you take yours with lots of some form of syrup and a lower calorie milk
- You don't like coffee on its own
- You need a reminder to drink more water, speaking of..DRINK MORE WATER
- You don't like coffee on its own
- You need a reminder to drink more water, speaking of..DRINK MORE WATER
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
If you take yours with lots of some form of syrup and a lower calorie milk
- You don't like coffee on its own
- You need a reminder to drink more water, speaking of..DRINK MORE WATER
- You don't like coffee on its own
- You need a reminder to drink more water, speaking of..DRINK MORE WATER
If you take yours with milk/creamer and/or sugar
- You like coffee but not the astringent types
- You like coffee but not the astringent types
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
If you take yours with milk/creamer and/or sugar
- You like coffee but not the astringent types
- You like coffee but not the astringent types
If you take yours iced
- You're a very brave tummy ache survivor
- You're a very brave tummy ache survivor
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
If you take yours iced
- You're a very brave tummy ache survivor
- You're a very brave tummy ache survivor
If you take yours black
- You're in one of two camps
CAMP 1: You tell anyone in earshot your preferences on any and everything
CAMP 2: You hate complication
- You're in one of two camps
CAMP 1: You tell anyone in earshot your preferences on any and everything
CAMP 2: You hate complication
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
If you take yours black
- You're in one of two camps
CAMP 1: You tell anyone in earshot your preferences on any and everything
CAMP 2: You hate complication
- You're in one of two camps
CAMP 1: You tell anyone in earshot your preferences on any and everything
CAMP 2: You hate complication
If your fav is the orange cat hitting another cat
- Why so angy?
- Why so angy?
December 16, 2024 at 1:09 PM
If your fav is the orange cat hitting another cat
- Why so angy?
- Why so angy?
If your fav is chippy chippy cat
- Don't lie, that song popped in your head just now
- Don't lie, that song popped in your head just now
December 16, 2024 at 1:09 PM
If your fav is chippy chippy cat
- Don't lie, that song popped in your head just now
- Don't lie, that song popped in your head just now
SPEEDRUN: If your fav is the cat dancing memes
- You've watched a metric shitload of tiktoks
- You've watched a metric shitload of tiktoks
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM
SPEEDRUN: If your fav is the cat dancing memes
- You've watched a metric shitload of tiktoks
- You've watched a metric shitload of tiktoks
If your fav is the cat vibing
- You've got stuff in your Spotify Wrapped/playlist that is a whole ass vibe
- You've got stuff in your Spotify Wrapped/playlist that is a whole ass vibe
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM
If your fav is the cat vibing
- You've got stuff in your Spotify Wrapped/playlist that is a whole ass vibe
- You've got stuff in your Spotify Wrapped/playlist that is a whole ass vibe
If your fav is the orange cat talking to the sad cat
- It could be any subject at all and you'd go "Relatable."
- It could be any subject at all and you'd go "Relatable."
December 16, 2024 at 1:04 PM
If your fav is the orange cat talking to the sad cat
- It could be any subject at all and you'd go "Relatable."
- It could be any subject at all and you'd go "Relatable."