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Telling you what (blank) says about you, based on science*

(* Absolutely nothing on this page's posts is based on concrete science. Nothing this page posts is to be taken seriously, it is for entertainment purposes only.)
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Ok peeps, since it's still #trektuesday for another hour let's talk science*

This is what your favorite Star Trek character says about you VI

And yes, this is based on science*

(* It is so fucking not)
December 18, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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Good morning skyliners

Time now for us to talk about shoes and ships..just kidding we're only talking ships

This is what your favorite Star Trek ship says about you, part deux

And yes, as per usual. This. Is based. On science*

(It's absolutely not)
December 18, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Good afternoon skyliners

It's Christmas music on the radio and in store season, which means it's time to find out what your favorite Christmas song says about you

And yes as always this is based on science*

(*Ho ho oh no it is not)
December 17, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Good morning skyline, it's a new work week. That means mainlining caffeine like it's going out of style

This is what how you take your coffee says about you, based on science*

(No it's not, peep the bio)
December 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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Ok peeps, time to bring this back to the SkyBlue.

What your favorite Star Trek character says about you [a thread]

And this is absolutely based on science*

[*No it's absolutely effing not. It's just for fun]
November 13, 2024 at 5:23 PM
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Ok peeps, Trekmas has come early this year.

So because sharing is caring it's time to let you know:

What your favorite Federation starship class says about you [a thread]

This is absolutely based on science*

[No it's fucking not. It's just for fun]
November 14, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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On a related note, here is part 2 of a thread released last week,so better sit criss cross applesauce as we see:

What your favorite trek character says about you pt 2, treklectric bugaloo

Again, this is based on science*

[* No it's not.]
November 21, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Hold on to your butts, it's time now for another science-based* thread.

Today we're gonna be talking what your favorite Jurassic Park dino says about you

And once again, this. is based. on science*

[*No it's not]
November 25, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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Ok peeps, since I'm a hongry boi today it's time for some of y'all to get roasted

Time to put your briefs and jockstraps in front of your pants as we find out what your favorite superhero says about you

And once again, this is based on science*

(* It's absolutely not)
November 26, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Ok my beautiful oomfs and moots, since it's thanksgiving and I wanna see y'all eat and not leave any gotdamn crumbs

This is what your favorite Star Trek trope says about you

And yes. This. is absolutely. based on science*

[*It is absolutely not]
November 27, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Tis the season to get roasted, fa la la la la la la la la

This time we continue fuckin around and finding out

WHAT YOUR FAVORITE FEDERATION STARSHIP CLASS IN STAR TREK SAYS ABOUT YOU, EP. 2: ATTACK OF THE GROANS

And yes, this. is based. on science*

[*It's not]
November 29, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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Ok peeps I am back with science*

Let's talk about:
What your fav Star Trek character says about you, part 3: the Villains edition

And yes, this is based on science*

[It's totally not, and is not meant to be taken seriously]
December 9, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Ok peeps. It's Trek Tuesday, which means here is:

What your fav Star Trek character says about you IV: The one with the whales*

And yes, this is based on science*

[* It is not. Also there are no actual whales in this, and no animals where harmed while making this shitpost]
December 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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Ok peeps, time now for moar shenanigans.

Here we continue our look at What Your Favorite Star Trek character says about you V: The Chose Violence Frontier

And yes, this is based on science*
[*It is absolutely fucking not. This is a shitpost]
December 14, 2024 at 3:51 AM