WhaleBearPig
whalebearpig.bsky.social
WhaleBearPig
@whalebearpig.bsky.social
centrist
brewer of beer
retired air traffic controller
crypto class of 2016
Eating cold Progresso clam chowder out of the can while watching Gordon Ramsay clips...
July 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
sleeping corgi, cuddling with me on the couch. I could die. this little man makes such a difference in my life.
#servicedog
January 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
der beste Musikfilm aller Zeiten ist Rammstein - Deutschland
Wenn mann habt nicht sehen es, du muss
January 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
BREAKING: 🚨🚨🚨
More casualties from the Tesla Cybertruck explosion as hundreds of thousands of Americans die of laughter.
January 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I agree, Windows 11 is just as bad as Windows 8 and no one seems to care...
December 28, 2024 at 2:23 PM
omfg look at him!!!
December 20, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Ohh mein Gott! wenn du diesen Hund nicht magst, bist du das Problem. Er ist die besten Corgi
December 20, 2024 at 3:11 AM
if you're following me, don't. I only ever get lucky.
December 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
if you don't love my corgi, you're the problem.
December 18, 2024 at 12:38 AM
meine tutorin hat mir heute geschrieben. wir werden mein studium fortsetzen, und sie sagte, dass mein deutsch nicht für immer schlecht sein muss. neun mehr Monate bis ich bin in Deutschland
December 18, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I'm only up 7x so far this year. with any luck, 2025 will turn that into a 70x
$ftm / $doge
December 17, 2024 at 11:48 PM
how tf will alts ever do well again?
December 13, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I have officially decided to memorize my sky miles number with Delta
December 13, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by WhaleBearPig
You're laughing, Darth Vader is dead and you're laughing. He had two kids and his wife died in child birth, yes he oversaw the literal destruction of an entire planet, I mean he legit blew it up into a million pieces, but he was a family man first and foremost.
December 10, 2024 at 11:50 PM
reasonable place to stall for a bit before further down. save ur monies to btfd if it does, in fact, come.
December 9, 2024 at 9:11 PM
one of the top three best Christmas movies, for sure
I challenge anyone who asserts that The Princess Bride isn’t one of the greatest films ever made.
December 9, 2024 at 5:27 PM
there's a Jewish bagel shop down the street from me and I literally order the same thing, we'll except I prefer garlic over everything
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
I don't know what could cause it, and I'm not saying it will happen; but I wouldn't be surprised to see doge hit $0.26 - $0.30 again before it starts ripping up again. even if it's an almost flash crash.
December 8, 2024 at 7:49 AM
sometimes crimes seem so justified that we should collectively 'look the other way'

don't none of y'all snitch on this person!
December 6, 2024 at 9:08 PM
imagine being so weak that you vow you can never return to a place because someone hurt your feelings and then you have to try to get sympathy from strangers on the internet because you either have no irl friends or they won't side with you be cause they know you're wrong.
A neighbor who I thought was my friend was so rude to me in the coffee shop this morning that I cried publicly and now I can never go back to the place I’ve been going to every morning for 15 years.

How are your mornings going? 🫠
December 6, 2024 at 4:49 PM
new episode of Kids Say the Darndest Things just dropped.
CNN convened a panel of transgender youth to get their thoughts on the Supreme Court and the 2024 election.

10-year-old Violet: "My self is not an opinion. It is a fact."
December 6, 2024 at 4:40 PM
bitter sweet when others have the same target as you.
kind of confirms the bull flag measurement, but if too many people expect it... uhh ohh
December 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I deleted my Twitter because my follower account was growing, and my feed was full of crypto scammers instead of good dudes like it used to be.

I'll delete bluesky for the same reason if/when the time comes.

lessen the noise and you'll be better suited to keep making money
Over the course of today, my follower count on bluesky passed my follower count on twitter.
December 6, 2024 at 6:17 AM