Whack Morris
@whackmorris.bsky.social
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The face he makes when he wants
cuddles, food, or to suck your dick.
cuddles, food, or to suck your dick.
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The face he makes when he wants
cuddles, food, or to suck your dick.
cuddles, food, or to suck your dick.
Sometimes it’s easy to forget just how minuscule we are in the grand scheme of things.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sometimes it’s easy to forget just how minuscule we are in the grand scheme of things.
Frot dog.
(me and who?)
(me and who?)
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Frot dog.
(me and who?)
(me and who?)
This looks like a Tim and Eric sketch.
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This looks like a Tim and Eric sketch.
Conservatives love to be like, “I enjoy eating shit. Shit tastes super yummy to me. I eat shit all the time.” But then get super angry when someone says they have shit breath.
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Conservatives love to be like, “I enjoy eating shit. Shit tastes super yummy to me. I eat shit all the time.” But then get super angry when someone says they have shit breath.
Happy Halloweenis.
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy Halloweenis.
Last minute Halloween costume.
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Last minute Halloween costume.
Officials in Mississippi aren’t worried because COVID is a hoax and everyone in Mississippi already has hepatitis C and herpes.
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Officials in Mississippi aren’t worried because COVID is a hoax and everyone in Mississippi already has hepatitis C and herpes.
This dude is like a Steve Little character on steroids.
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This dude is like a Steve Little character on steroids.
RFK Jr. explaining he needed to make a full body suit out of foreskins to protect him from autism rays.
October 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
RFK Jr. explaining he needed to make a full body suit out of foreskins to protect him from autism rays.
Check out what I found rummaging through my foreskin.
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Check out what I found rummaging through my foreskin.
Big deal. I could do that.
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Big deal. I could do that.
Someone dropped their merkin.
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Someone dropped their merkin.
I still remember my grandparents phone number. First number I memorized. I have probably a dozen out defunct phone numbers in my brain.
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I still remember my grandparents phone number. First number I memorized. I have probably a dozen out defunct phone numbers in my brain.
Cool buttplug I scored on Facebook marketplace.
October 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Cool buttplug I scored on Facebook marketplace.
A couple years ago they changed the name of the neighborhood elementary school from Christopher Columbus to Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The only people upset about this were the Italians. They live in completely different part of the city.
October 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
A couple years ago they changed the name of the neighborhood elementary school from Christopher Columbus to Ruth Bader Ginsburg. The only people upset about this were the Italians. They live in completely different part of the city.
Swifties when you force them to listen to Autechre at gun point.
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Swifties when you force them to listen to Autechre at gun point.
Nephew called me “doo-doo poopy”. Bet he don’t do it again.
October 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Nephew called me “doo-doo poopy”. Bet he don’t do it again.
Anybody need some ghost turds? I have extra.
October 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Anybody need some ghost turds? I have extra.
You’ve chumba’d your last wamba.
October 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You’ve chumba’d your last wamba.