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West Ovarian
@westovarian.bsky.social
Arlingtonian Extraordinaire and Verified Grifter
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Kid: what's all this blood, mommy?
Mother: oh, that's where the sharpshooters killed Bambi. And look here, I think this is some brain.
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Fixed that last sentence for you: After throwing away all leverage, I'm going to fecklessly keep challenging Trump's tariffs and work to bring down costs.
A lot of folks are already stretched thin during the holiday season, but Trump’s economic chaos is about to make things worse. Just about everything, from toys to food, is more expensive than last year. I'm going to keep challenging Trump's tariffs and work to bring down costs.
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@apsva.us @arlcountyboard.bsky.social Something like this would be a nice addition to educational offerings in the county (if not already offered).
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Thanks, local Republicans. I hear that Minnesota thanks you too!
December 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Congrats to the Local 99, Gov. Youngkin, Dear Leader, right wing media, and all the (R)s who brought this into being. Job done!
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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This is unfortunately and sadly who we are now….
December 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
December 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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There is really an unsustainable level of bigoted gutter trash in the United States.
Cammack: "Look no further than Minnesota and the disaster there where the Somalian community has been really the root of all of the waste, fraud, and abuse that we've seen in the last several years."
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
How about we support roads with philanthropy instead?
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Chock full of good points, but section 2, letter b, lowercase i...
I hoped to get this out earlier but btwn the death in my family+thanksgiving, here we are

I think its important to be transparent on my concerns about the “form of government” process being proposed for Arlington County w/vote this month

3 categories:
- timing/priorities
- approach
- substance
December 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
In other news, a handful of fat guys unloaded a dozen or so trees at an undisclosed location for the Arlington Pessimists sale.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Arlington spends gobs of $/yr on fascism-enabling Flock cameras, at a time when ArlCo has no long term subst abuse treatment & an 8 wk wait for emergency shelter

ACPD/Flock told the County Board chair the technology is totally risk-free & that was good enough for him
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Flock haters cross political divides to remove error-prone cameras
Lawmakers’ calls for Flock probe may help kill local contracts, expert says.
arstechnica.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Arlington Number of Flood Czars: 1
Alexandria Number of Flood Czars: 0
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Alexandria: we flood when it rains because we built near the river to facilitate trade and God hates us

#ArlingtonVA: we flood when it rains because we paved every surface to satiate our ego and we hate ourselves
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@arlcountyboard.bsky.social Why give this to a private pre-school instead of a public pre-school?
Press Release: Marymount University’s Early Learning Academy creating new STEAM Lab with support from Arlington County grant www.arlnow.com/press-releas...
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Jeffy visits HQ2 in NALA, #ArlingtonVA
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The WAPO box should have a thought bubble that reads "Pee On Me, Daddy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Thanks. Several people have said this! You need to take it up with Obama, who decided more than a decade ago to take over the term, own it and even campaign on it.
@npr.org @steveinskeep.bsky.social STOP CALLING IT OBAMACARE. YOU ARE SERVING AS REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDISTS WHEN YOU DO!
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
@npr.org @steveinskeep.bsky.social STOP CALLING IT OBAMACARE. YOU ARE SERVING AS REPUBLICAN PROPAGANDISTS WHEN YOU DO!
November 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM