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The bond I shared with my high school theatre director and his family is something I can’t put into words. He was a special man. His funeral had hundreds of students, from 40 years of directing, showing up from all over the world to honor him.

P.s. Theatre kids are fucking cool

I bought a fully functioning fire truck for $20 and everything worked on it. Partied harder than anyone should on a firetruck. It died this year after 7 years of enjoyment. RIP $20 firetruck

my wife is not a citizen of the US but she pays more in taxes than I. She has a better job than I. She is a better member to society than I and yet so many people in this godforsaken country will vilify her just for being Latina. Disgustingly vile people walk amongst us and they look like me—White

Saw somebody asking "what movie is this from?" under a clip from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back and I thought "open the schools" as if the schools would ever teach that.

look, I did some dopey zeitgeist writeups in my early staff writer days and I know these guys are paid by 90yo coal barons to be evil but I genuinely wonder if, on their death bed, theyll look back at their legacy and say “remember me for Why Barbie Didn’t Suffer the Anti-Woke Backlash of Bud Light”

Off-topic, but your kitty looks like mine!

I’ve held onto the same psychedelics for a over a year. seems like a chapter has closed

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something