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Denker Moment Enthusiast
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Not to be Martin Crane reading Daphne's romance novel, but Call The Midwife's Christmas special really gets good when the nuns are all in danger of being caught and shot by The Cormorant's men
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
People may laugh. But I think Dog Cinematic Universe may be one of my better ones
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Dog Cinematic Universe -
Orderly runs through a corridor to an officer "For Big Red, sir. With Gromit's compliments". He presses a card in to his hand.
Officer looks at the card, "We'll need Doo in on this too. Sound the call."
In the command room, Clifford reads, looks to the sky, "Courage?"
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
'I'm going to die in this house' edit for Mr Probst from Frasier
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
There are many mysteries in A Song of Ice and Fire, none more intriguing than which character Miss Piggy would play
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
If I was an orc, I'd be talking about how we should befriend the elves. And then Grolgo would interrupt me and say "all the better to stab them when they least expect it!" And everyorc would laugh and I would be in a corner, smiling but not joining in
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
GRRMartin, putting down his phone and returning to his work: The maester's eyes were old, and he could not spy out exactly how many riders approached. Perhaps six, seven? In any case it would not be enough.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Voice recorder clicks on:
"Story idea - The Damnbulance ... Ambulance picks up severely injured people, and then asks them to confess their gravest sins. The paramedics must then decide if they should be saved, or left to die ..."
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The human heart in conflict with itself? Yeah, I've already seen Yu-Gi-Oh!
December 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Me and my beloved
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
For fans of motorbike riding who watched Pillion: can I recommend Under the Skin
December 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Kids should put down their labubus and pick up some labookbooks
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There's something wrong with the way we all notice that the baker has made an extra loaf. That's theirs
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Sandor Clegane: I got that dog in me (the dichotomy between chivalric honour permeating the cultural canon and the harsh, graphic and brutal cycle of violence endemic to the feudal class structure of Westeros)
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
The moral lesson of Frankenstein 2025 is that Vienna makes you a good person, and Britain makes you a twisted, evil man
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Careful how you act buddy, lest I add you to the
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Francis Ford Coppola Pointing
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Imagining that Delilah gave Samson a tonsure...
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Nothing like watching Downton Abbey and shouting Denker moment! Any time Denker is on screen
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Shadow the Hedgehog: dude I said I'd walk with you, but you don't gotta be so possessive, I'm my own Shadow. Let's just put it behind us, and continue with along this boulevard
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Charles Entertainment Bukowski
October 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Ah, it's just the old war wound [bit of my leg where my cat bites me]
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Contestant: I’ve made for you, judges, a sourdough bread with cheese and mustard topping.

STORNOS, the stone statue: [His eyes bleed]

[On screen graphic: The blood means he likes it]
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You gotta believe me, I'm Tom Cruise's stunt double, he kills us after each movie so we can't ruin his image, please, I need protecti—
[An extremely short shadow looms over me]
October 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bury him with rats, so that when he raises up again, the cats shall kill him once more
October 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM