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I got promoted! I'm now on the Virtual Sergeant Network
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I got promoted! I'm now on the Virtual Sergeant Network
Your widows will be VPN over your graves ere the night is through
February 16, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Your widows will be VPN over your graves ere the night is through
VPN? Yeah, my vituperative perfidy name
February 16, 2026 at 10:08 AM
VPN? Yeah, my vituperative perfidy name
Drag queen name: Mother, She ate
Brand gimmick: only dresses in Angela Lansbury references
Brand gimmick: only dresses in Angela Lansbury references
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Drag queen name: Mother, She ate
Brand gimmick: only dresses in Angela Lansbury references
Brand gimmick: only dresses in Angela Lansbury references
Baying for the blood of the English each time I watch Call the Midwife
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Baying for the blood of the English each time I watch Call the Midwife
"A dead plumber blames their tools" plumber proverb
February 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
"A dead plumber blames their tools" plumber proverb
In a Muppet Song of Ice and Fire, if Cersei is miss piggy, is Jaime Kermit or a pig?
February 8, 2026 at 10:19 AM
In a Muppet Song of Ice and Fire, if Cersei is miss piggy, is Jaime Kermit or a pig?
They don't know this, but I am hand typing kind regards at the end of each email. Because I am a good person
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
They don't know this, but I am hand typing kind regards at the end of each email. Because I am a good person
Do you think the Ace of Hearts is jealous of the Ace of Spades?
February 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Do you think the Ace of Hearts is jealous of the Ace of Spades?
Life is like a box of chocolates: processed en masse to give the illusion of luxury, dependant on chains on chains of suffering, labour, exploitation and all other human misery in a sequence of events centuries long. Your life is like the Discovery of the Americas, it is like the smell of blood
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates: processed en masse to give the illusion of luxury, dependant on chains on chains of suffering, labour, exploitation and all other human misery in a sequence of events centuries long. Your life is like the Discovery of the Americas, it is like the smell of blood
Gunfighter: You best get used to looking at a plank of wood, cos I'm going to put you in a coffin
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Gunfighter: You best get used to looking at a plank of wood, cos I'm going to put you in a coffin
Jason Statham Character Voice: if you're going to play russian roulette, don't play with a Baker [Pulls trigger, 1/3 chance of a shot ringing out]
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Jason Statham Character Voice: if you're going to play russian roulette, don't play with a Baker [Pulls trigger, 1/3 chance of a shot ringing out]
I knew. All these years, I knew, Holmes! I thought I was a doctor, once, but the mist has parted. I know now, that I am not Watson, but rather John Catson.
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I knew. All these years, I knew, Holmes! I thought I was a doctor, once, but the mist has parted. I know now, that I am not Watson, but rather John Catson.
You work for the Royal Mail? I thought we were supposed to call him the King?
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
You work for the Royal Mail? I thought we were supposed to call him the King?
What cannot be spoken of must be passed over with a comment on how, like, ironic it is that we cannot be speaking of it, yet we can, like, somehow draw attention to it. Like. 'Im not like the other things, I'm unspeakable'
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
What cannot be spoken of must be passed over with a comment on how, like, ironic it is that we cannot be speaking of it, yet we can, like, somehow draw attention to it. Like. 'Im not like the other things, I'm unspeakable'
Saddest voice in the world: I am really excited to start this job. I can bring great value to this company. I am helping maximise revenue
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Saddest voice in the world: I am really excited to start this job. I can bring great value to this company. I am helping maximise revenue
As long as there is injustice in the world, I, Friendly Mark, shall be there to say: Gosh, fellas, that ain’t the hospitable method of dealing with our fellow kind!
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
As long as there is injustice in the world, I, Friendly Mark, shall be there to say: Gosh, fellas, that ain’t the hospitable method of dealing with our fellow kind!
I went to Cock Lane and saw you standing solemnly
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I went to Cock Lane and saw you standing solemnly
One of Grok's lesser known sins is ruining a perfectly good Orc name. Grok of the Wild Marshes? Grok the Sneak? We shall never see their like again.
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
One of Grok's lesser known sins is ruining a perfectly good Orc name. Grok of the Wild Marshes? Grok the Sneak? We shall never see their like again.
MEWEK, DAUGHTER OF DEATH: Creature, you have died. Speak unto me your final words, and then pass through the gate
Me: we are only truly free when we are most obligated. It is in having duties we shirk that freedom can be exercised. So it is good that I was bad at my job. I die a free individual!
Me: we are only truly free when we are most obligated. It is in having duties we shirk that freedom can be exercised. So it is good that I was bad at my job. I die a free individual!
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
MEWEK, DAUGHTER OF DEATH: Creature, you have died. Speak unto me your final words, and then pass through the gate
Me: we are only truly free when we are most obligated. It is in having duties we shirk that freedom can be exercised. So it is good that I was bad at my job. I die a free individual!
Me: we are only truly free when we are most obligated. It is in having duties we shirk that freedom can be exercised. So it is good that I was bad at my job. I die a free individual!
I have accumulated such good karma, and I have nothing to show for it
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I have accumulated such good karma, and I have nothing to show for it
Bakers only live once
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Bakers only live once
Hello. I have eaten some food so I am kind again
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Hello. I have eaten some food so I am kind again
Orc looking at dairy cows:
I see you too, have been shaped to men's needs
I see you too, have been shaped to men's needs
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Orc looking at dairy cows:
I see you too, have been shaped to men's needs
I see you too, have been shaped to men's needs
A Song of Ice and Tyre: in Westeros where there are cars, Robert would have taken the J1 up to Winterfell.
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
A Song of Ice and Tyre: in Westeros where there are cars, Robert would have taken the J1 up to Winterfell.